Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸

Just a flawed bloke with lofty ideals, an overactive mind and a tendency to cock up. One of those Pesky Methodists.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

I joined Twitter in 2007. So long ago that most of us posting here did so by sending and receiving texts.

It’s been fun. But I’m gone.

I may post from the web now and then but this site has become a cesspit of fraudulent paid adverts and foul-mouthed fools. I’m deleting the app

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@logyAussie @_avfcjames @anon_opin For the tiresome and dull, perhaps. Ta ta

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@_avfcjames @anon_opin This is going well. When did you last embarrass yourself this much?

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@RhysSandz @theJeremyVine I should think you would find the libel claim very expensive. Especially considering you clearly do not understand the Highway Code.

Advanced Driver here. You’re wrong.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@_docwra @BobFromAccounts Can’t carry luggage? What a strange view.

https://t.co/zKu7T1KqxC

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Alltaylor1969 @leeroyjones73 I ride a motorcycle and a bicycle. A motorcycle has no need to use an ASL since it can accelerate as easily as (and often better than) a car.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@blnnnnm @SimonRook1 @leeroyjones73 You really are being ludicrous.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@HaChuBlessYou23 @Passenger120 @2wheelsgoodBrum Bless you.

Ha chu.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@rodminchin @beardedjourno The alarmingly stilted prose was the issue for me.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Aoibhin_B @PeterFlood2024 You don’t. So you pick up a bag having said “Sorry, I need to sit down.”

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Thisiswrong23 @tash_gray @Aoibhin_B @martinebran Ok.

You were “simply stating there isn’t one” to the person who was on that train.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@neilorpen @ianthebuyer @0Calamity “Big corporations don’t decrease profits”?

Odd.

That’s exactly what happens.

I would cite some sources for this, but there are so many that it would be like citing a source for the colour of the sky on a Summer’s day.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Walkabout24 @tony_eh You’re not setting yourself a high standard. And you remain a bigot.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Walkabout24 @tony_eh Oh look: a bigot.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Walkabout24 @tony_eh Ok. So you’ve frequently seen bad driving. We know bad driving happens. That’s why competent drivers ensure they can stop within the distance they can see to be clear on their own side of the road.

You’ll be amazed when you learn about parked cars.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@hugobergamoto @DanMartin86 Yet the National League is popular enough for DAZN to offer subs at £6 a month. I suspect more people watch the Tour and Paris-Roubaix than National League.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@CaryDeWeigh @DanMartin86 That would be a good argument for increasing the cost of access to the Premier League. Not cycling.

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

@Walkabout24 @tony_eh No, a car suddenly stopping is dangerous. Cars only stop suddenly when the driver has failed to anticipate something. I would suggest you look again at the hazard perception part of the driving test.

I cannot remember when I last suddenly stopped while using the roads.

[Cycling Weekly @cyclingweekly]

'A huge shame' - Tao Geoghegan Hart on Eurosport's UK closure and the rising cost of watching cycling

https://t.co/s0l3c75GuQ

[Luke ⛵️🚴🏻‍♂️🍺🎸 @longwayround]

Well I wonder…

[Phil @Twitfacephil]

@rwful10 @Otto_English Why do the hard of spelling always blame dyslexia? 🤔