alison fockler

in a field full of roses she is a wildflower 🌻

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@brilynnvc Sounds like a normal day for me 😂

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

I’m so fucking over the pettiness and hypocrisy of some people I swear 😤

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@Miranda_Gerard2 I’m sad too 😢

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

I just opened Instagram and saw that my friends made me birthday posts on Monday but I don’t get notifications from Instagram so I missed them all 😭😭😭

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

I have no self control the week of my birthday 😅 I see something I want and think “treat yoself, it’s basically your birthday”

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

I just want to feel better 🤧

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@KyleScarff I told him he waited too long to ask so now I have to marry someone else 😂😂

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

Got a marriage proposal from a 4 year old today 😆

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@Steph_Shephard Let the countdown begin

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

Thunderstruck was playing on the radio when I started my car this morning and now I want to chug a beer at 6am

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

I was so excited to have all my kids back in class this week and see their sweet faces but now they’re back and crazier than ever and I would like to have another quarantine.

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@ClaireGrobbel I’m honestly so upset that I didn’t see this until right now 😢

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

When your boyfriend tells you he’s been cleaning the house while your at work AND did the dishes 🥵🥵 oh bb that’s HOT

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

Nick yells from the kitchen “Babe! You’re dinner is almost ready!” as he pours milk into my bowl of cereal 😂

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

Why doesn’t @Doritos sell tacos shells?

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

My favorite adult candy is tums

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@ClaireGrobbel For real! I also ended the day by dropping my laptop on the floor so that was just an extra “fuck me” 🤬

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

This is the Monday of all Mondays 🙃😭

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

@Steph_Shephard Autopilot 😂

[alison fockler @lonleygoater]

You ever just sit in your car when you get home from work just processing the day 😅