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all sloppy and no joe

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Growing up is realizing it was never about the noodles, it’s always been the broth

[Kendrick's burner @LarhwallY]

The Odyssey 2026 https://t.co/sqIhEuh11n

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Instagram algorithm is bartender memes, alcoholism memes, substance abuser memes, DC/Marvel comic stuff, then reframe app or other sobriety help apps. For what that says about me.

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If you’re a straight man who orders a vodka and cranberry happy pride to you :)

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Patio is a great name for a girl and porch for a boy

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@squirtisntpee @blueberybiscuit Big belly big deposit of reproductive cells to the interstellar bank of the cervix before being wired to an off shore account at the uterus or whatever

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Most fun split screen multiplayer from a friend who had the game

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System (2003)

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I wish I was fat so I could look good in overalls

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What’s the straight guy way to ask for your friend’s location?

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Smoking crack all by myself or whatever Ella Langley says in that song

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When I can tell my girl’s car is getting a little hungry I feed it some curb

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@cmfunk205 @squirtisntpee I was on benders hitting 9’s forsure

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White america is going loco over finding out old cr-v’s got a table in the back lol

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

This is how I left work today

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If I’m stripes or solids

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@lilvonmaur You’re bartending in New York you wouldn’t understand setting a vibe

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@squirtisntpee @andyweirauthor If Stephen king wrote space books with mathematic accuracy for the common folk to feel like they understand

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@blueberybiscuit Wake up America!

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Why microwaves don’t pop corn as good as they used to?