joseph

my battery is low and it is getting dark

[joseph @lonzo_small]

kirby an eater fr

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happy father’s day y’all

[joseph @lonzo_small]

“you just turned 25 why are you shadowboxing to BBL Drizzy in my passenger seat…”

[joseph @lonzo_small]

woke up at 1:30am last night to witness an Uber driver pulling over on the side of the street and beating the absolute fuck out of his passenger and I just really want to know the rest of this story

[joseph @lonzo_small]

damn I ain’t shower since last year

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becoming an adult is just realizing that vinegar can clean 90% of your house

[joseph @lonzo_small]

homer simpson filled the position of the father figure I didn’t have when I was younger which explains so much now

[joseph @lonzo_small]

if I’m mad we all mad

[joseph @lonzo_small]

“how the fuck do you have a concealed carry permit but not a passport”

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I for one was expecting jack harlow to drop a 17 track concept album about social class issues and racial turmoil idk about y’all

[joseph @lonzo_small]

if anyone is still looking for something to get me for my birthday I’m accepting cash and firearms

[joseph @lonzo_small]

I love my girlfriend but she be stocking single ply toilet paper at the crib I might have to quit while I’m ahead

[joseph @lonzo_small]

can’t wait to be a bitter old man and build a skatepark in my front yard just to watch kids eat shit all day and cackle maniacally

[joseph @lonzo_small]

oh I know I don’t think I see what I see what I’m thinking

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idk why I ordered a $106 3,100 lumen 36,100 candela flashlight and get surprised when I couldn’t see for two minutes straight after shining it directly into my eyes

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@bardales965 @Iam__JJMxiii aw come on mang that’s just egregious at that point

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I’m just saying if I had 44 billion dollars I’d buy 88 billion jack in the box tacos instead of twitter

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@bardales965 @Iam__JJMxiii I’m built different now.

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thinking about how this juice ain’t even last 24 hours rn

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my dad a dog fr cause my momma ugly as shit