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@techhsiren I went into my first child’s delivery staunchly adamant that I would have a ‘natural’ birth. 10 hours in I asked for an epidural. There was a delay so the anaesthesiologist didn’t get to me before my daughter was born. My girl is now 24. If that chap turned up now, I’ll have it.

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@hangonsloopy93 Anyone who comes into my house leaves FAT. I met my husband by inviting the mobile mechanic who turned up during dinner to fix my car in for food. So many of my children’s friends had never eaten at a dining table before coming to my house. Those people have very poor manners!

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@hewantswealth How do you build an extension and the house still looks pokey but now overlooked?

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@plzbepatient My daughter (23, 5ft 4) does not think twice about meeting my sons (21, 6ft 4 and 19, 6ft 3) with a ‘loving’ rugby tackle that folds those soft boys like they’re origami 😂. But I run a strong matriarchal household 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@GC_Paddy @claire88424030 @babybeginner There was that one time where JK directly called him a man and he went to the police thinking it was some kind of ‘gotcha’ and was LIVID that the police went “well…, come on bro” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@helenstaniland @fawfulfan By the age of 14, that girl would have been experiencing sexually predatory behaviour from men for years already. The men trying to justify this would never have known this. Mainly because they have been sexually predatory towards female children and don’t see the issue with that

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@JustMisogyny Did she ask to which side he ‘dressed’? Was she brandishing a tape measure? Did, if she did these things, it feel like she was getting a sexual kick/involving him in her sexual perversion without their consent?

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@EM_RESUS Respiratory rate is the first observation that will indicate deterioration in a patient.

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@NurseStandard @alisonleary1 If anyone’s paying me band 3, I’m working band 3. Realistically, I’m not taking bank if I’m not getting my band as I don’t know how to work anything other then my band

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@RoyalMailHelp why is by delivery in ‘keep safe’ when I haven’t set up a keep safe and have been home waiting for this delivery all day?

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@JeanHatchet I’m going to read this to my children tonight before bed.

They are 23, 21 and 18yrs old but, being suckers for both reality and nostalgia, will love it.

It’s going to be an interesting FaceTime 😊

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@RealTraderJill Like they close the speculum on the way out 😂

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@LozzaFox If a man is such a dick that the mother has to protect the children from the bloke, then I and every other reasonable person is cheering them on. Mothers aren’t dicks. Men who will damage children are the fucking problem. Knob.

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@jk_rowling @damekatydenise_ I absolutely love you. And SO glad my 7 year old niece has just discovered Harry Potter so I’ve had the excuse to buy so much HP merch for her this Christmas. I sincerely hope everything I’ve brought is adding to your coffers. Merry Christmas. Hope you have the best time

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@toulousechiffon Is everyone pretending this hasn’t been choreographed to fuck?… ok then

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@michaelpforan That’s A LOT of words to say that you’ve got splinters in your arse from sitting on the fence.

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@dyingscribe People need to stop reposting this. She makes money from the engagement. Sad men see this, go to her OF, sign up, wank off, see an opportunity to bang her then sign up to that. If she loses the engagement then she will have to deal with the damage of it all so far

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@Thomashornall You got that in just 10 days?.. alright.. if you say so 😒

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@HeatherR411 You want to throw your daughter under the bus? Bit shitty but that’s obviously your parenting style. You don’t get to choose to throw everyone else’s daughters under the bus too.

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@anna_bobs Father Christmas simply doesn’t have time for this. He drinks the whiskey we leave out for him whilst he takes the carrots for the reindeer for later leaving the snow/flour footprints.

Our Father Christmas is bladdered early doors