Luan Gaughan

[Luan Gaughan @loobygoogy]

@AvantiWestCoast @TPEassist The station staff haven’t been helpful at all - told her to maybe try a bus after sitting on a train then getting put off as there is no driver ??? There has now been 3 trains going to Scotland cancelled - is there anyone that is helping the displaced passengers

[Sarb M/c0smicbubble @SarbKaurM]

As an only child, reading #SiblingDamage tweets...

[The Real Ian M @TheRealIanM]

#DPD - Your parcel will be delivered at 10.25 by Gary. He’s a Pisces and likes Motown. He’ll knock twice, wait till you get to the door, and deliver your parcel with a welcoming smile.

#Evri - Parcel? What parcel? Oh that one! Yeah, we lost it…fuck you.

[Luan Gaughan @loobygoogy]

@LDN_TC do you have a contact number as I need to amend a booking

[Dr Tim Galsworthy @TimGalsworthy]

If they’ve killed off Tosh, we riot #Shetland

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Channel 4 arrived like a beacon of weirdness in my teens and has redrawn the TV map ever since via Film 4, The Tube, and shows that otherwise wouldn’t have been made.
It belongs to us and should stay that way https://t.co/jlrt7ijKtf
P’tang yang kipperbang!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@damore_marco @SalvioEspo Just finished #Gomorra5. A work of art. Life and death. Honour and love. You don't need to share blood to be family. Beautiful.

[Luan Gaughan @loobygoogy]

@jodieharsh Yes 🙌

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

“Why is wearing a mask important?”

“To try and protect others.”

“Did you wear one when sitting next to 95 year old David Attenborough?”

“Nope.”

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Me on day 6 of using dry shampoo because I can’t be arsed to wash my hair.

[Paul Dunphy Esquire. 🏳️‍🌈 @pauldunphy]

When your dog stretches and if you don't say 'Oh big stretch' to them EVERY single time they do it, then you must be a psychopath and we could never be friends. 😊😘 #Tuesdaymotivations #Tuesdayvibe

[Luan Gaughan @loobygoogy]

@billysloanshow Save You - Turin Brakes @turinbrakes

[★ 🅲🅾🅻🅸🅽 🆂🆃🅴🅴🆁 ★ @colinphoenix]

…freedom.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Me watching a film

1. Start watching

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in previously

3. Google actor

4. Go to their Wikipedia page

5. Find out every detail of their entire life

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and have no idea what’s going on

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Me thinking I don’t need a basket when I pop into Tesco Metro

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Do they ALL do this?! 😳

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Sir Tom Jones is 81 years old today, I'm sure he could still dance like this if he wanted to.
Please enjoy a thread from his tv show a lifetime ago, it's hard to comprehend how many musical giants he hosted on there. https://t.co/N0T5B9NsT9