teen mom

avid conspiracy theorist &
existential slut

[teen mom @loocah1]

Straight couples will stand in the middle of a target parking lot holding hands just to watch a thunderstorm, smh

[teen mom @loocah1]

Why is Portland anti Virginia slims?

[teen mom @loocah1]

ALWAYS ask the lesbians at the farmers market to pet their dogs, they will say yes every time

[teen mom @loocah1]

when the alt kids show up to the gym in platform docs... 🙄

[teen mom @loocah1]

Everything everyone says about Portland is true. Just met the hottest baddie named Brick 🥴

[teen mom @loocah1]

this man j came up to me while I was smoking a cig and i immediately asked if he was soliciting me and he said no and then proceeded to ask if ive ever read the bible lol

[s @Sofieofull]

There’s two kinds of people in the world. People who like the Black Eyed Peas, and people who are wrong.

[teen mom @loocah1]

Why do i keep getting involved with immature older men? Like y'all are such drama queens

[teen mom @loocah1]

@cynthiahops GET👏THE👏BIDET👏

[teen mom @loocah1]

past lover made me a playlist for Christmas and now I'm sobbing with the sun rise

[teen mom @loocah1]

the last two guys I've been into have either 1) ended up in a psych ward or 2) should have ended up in a psych ward

[teen mom @loocah1]

instead of pulling down your mask when ppl can't hear you, try enunciating Karen

[teen mom @loocah1]

just singed my beard smelling a candle. how you doing?

[teen mom @loocah1]

feeling very anti-society today :/

[teen mom @loocah1]

bitch. when I say pull my hair, i mean literally rip my scalp off

[teen mom @loocah1]

if anyone wants a free stick and poke i need to practice on someone!!!

[teen mom @loocah1]

cold toilet seats<<<<

[teen mom @loocah1]

anyone else feel like the world is attacking them today?

[teen mom @loocah1]

currently accepting applications for poets who will let me use their poems for song lyrics

[teen mom @loocah1]

guys on grindr will rlly pay you $40 per minute just to show them your feet and be mean to them