🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

*walks up to microphone, clears throat*

"Autistic characters and media showing autism should be overseen by #ActuallyAutistic people to ensure we're not being taken advantage of or ridiculed and that the description is accurate"

*I am forcibly removed from the @Sia concert*

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Making direct eye contact with the barista while I hit ‘no tip’ because I’m a bad person

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

@hudsonwupdates Hey that’s me!

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

"Banana candy doesn't taste like bananas!!!"

Dude I have never once eaten a banana in my life. 🍌

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Now that the Queen is dead can the royal family return everything they've stolen

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Slowly naming all the dinasaurs at my work...

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

I think it would be very "Girlboss" of me to buy all 5 of the dinosaur stuffies at my work 🦕🦖

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Calling people who don't like subtitles illiterate is out, calling them ableist is in

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

!!!

[Becca Kozak @KozakBecca]

My horror short Binge and Purgatory will have its European premiere in February at Final Girls Berlin Film Festival. Loving their poster art. 💚

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

@aphroditespjm Or maybe you have a piss kink...

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

*in Southern accent*
"They're are two glasses in front of you, one contains freshly squeezed lemonade and the other contains my piss it is up to you to decide which is which and take a sip."

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Nothing quite like the feeling of cornering loved ones and forcing them to listen to you rant about the plot of #MassiveTalent

[Becca Kozak @KozakBecca]

My horror short Binge and Purgatory is now on YouTube! I can’t announce the latest fest it’s going to be a part of yet, but it will be having its European premiere in February. @CynthiaLoewen1 @loodlezoodle

https://t.co/t3P5gGVptC

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Time goes on and my taste in men gets worse and worse

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

@maxw3llingtonc Key definition of DILF "Dad I'd like to fuck" it's all about personal opinion

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

So is #Druig an emo boy? #Eternals

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

Part of me wants to say please stop making films for furries the other part liked zootopia #TurningRed

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

@MorganESpeers Blocked

[🦖Lizy 'not a girl' Larkin🦈 @loodlezoodle]

So which of you weak ass bitches can't roll your tongue?