sheldon dinkleberg

Just Fun.

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Hit her in the back of Home Depot quick. Call that a nut and bolt

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Sitting at my local BWings, the guys next to me starting talking about “the world changed when Harambe died” 😭

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You HAVE to complete this catch

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I want to start a snack company that sells a variety of nuts. I’d call it “Happy Nuts”

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Lakers in 5

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Lots of nostalgia this weekend. Damn.

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Next time you’re getting Chick-fil-A, mix their ranch with their Sriracha sauce… Fuck that’s good

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Driving on the highway listening to Olivia Dean, drinking Starbucks… what’s happening to me 😔

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Do Spanish speaking people say “Queso!” When taking a picture?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s win a Gold. Go Time 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Jersey Mikes messed my sandwich order up, called them to tell them respectfully because I’m a gentleman. Went back to get the right order, they gave me 2 of my sandwiches and 2 free sub cards! Thanks Mike, this is the best day of my life! I hope they fuck my shit up more!

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

#NewProfilePic

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I feel like there shouldn’t be that first “r” in February. I never heard of no silent “r” before

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I need to move to Australia

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

So much talent out here I developed a stutter…

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

It must be Halloween in Dallas every day, because we have regular pedestrian dressing up as oh DC

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Y’all remember getting out of school and waiting in the line to leave the parking lot?? I let all the fine huzz go in front of me like I had a shot with them or sum 😭💀

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

@triggahappy_ Boutta start getting shots up

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

I’m close to firing out so many dms, yall have no idea

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Chat GPT, or whatever Ai bot you use can teach you so much stuff so fast. I love this shit! I really hope these things stay good

[sheldon dinkleberg @Lookeees]

Sent this to whole roster 👑