Josh-oo-ahh

On a scale of 1-hardbody, how good do you look naked?

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

When all my friends tell me I'm too extra and dramatic

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

@theHEEEM Bro, take a step outside and look at people. Half the people outside are total fucking dweebs. Then extrapolate that to people online and it jumps to 90% of lowlifes.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

@theHEEEM @united Jet blue homie. United sucks my ass cheeks.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

@BrandoSMASH Will confirm later.

Bet bet bet bet bet,
Brandon

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

@SharpFootball @TheBlackJohnba

[Katie @CupKatie00]

Someone please invent an app that blocks any Coronavirus stories from my phone. I will pay $50 a month for that app

[Magic Alec @alecgonzz12]

Hey if you’ve posted a story about being there for people who need it during the holidays and haven’t sent a single text/call to check in on family and friends I think you need to sit down and ask yourself why you posted it. Just a thought, I could be way off on this one 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

If you feel good today... if you feel alright... if you feel optimistic / enthused for the year ahead both the challenges and triumphs to come... reach out and check in w/ someone who might need some love / support / care. It take a few moments to lift someone up and share love.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

@theHEEEM I’m gonna get a job as a coal miner so I can speed up the process of global warming and have us all wiped out. #BringBackBullying

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

God I fucking love being popular.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

You’re just a gravy boy!!!

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

Solar opposites season 2’s final episode has a @KeshaRose - Die Young montage and that will be the pinnacle of 2021 for me. #AlreadyPeaked

[Rob @robrousseau]

liberalism

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What goes around comes around

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

I fucking miss partying.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

Comment on Reddit: “Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop” lmfao hahahaha I’ve been following wsb for years and to see it come to this is the best. #DiamondHands #CantGoTitsUp 🙌💎🚀🚀🚀

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

God I can't get over how fucking cool I became. Wasn't easy, and getting bullied all the time sucked, but goddamn, I'm the fucking mannnnnnnn.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

I don’t know why, but I think I get Asian glow when I drink spiked seltzers and this does not bode well for my bartending career...

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

Gould is a loser.

[Josh-oo-ahh @LookHardBody]

It must suck not being cool.