Fish Scum

I have problems existentially. And otherwise.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Before the end of his visit, Kanye summarizes his main points for Trump. #SNL

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Wait, he says he's a husband, son, AND a dad? To DAUGHTERS? That changes everything. Confirm him immediately.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

“Yes, I was emotional last Thursday. I hope everyone can understand I was there as a son, husband and dad.”
“Sir this is an Arby’s”

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

HANNIBAL: Our bodies are home to much we would consider foreign. Surgery is the art of separating dross from ore, of knowing where flesh ends and pain begins.
7-year-old: If you touch the sides I shout "operation" and you lose.
HANNIBAL: Let us hope it doesn't come to that.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Resharing this thread: https://t.co/vRKUxQWrkv

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

watch this and listen to every word she says

[Ruth Maclean @ruthmaclean]

Oh my goodness I thought she would stop at belted khaki but FLOTUS actually brought a pith helmet on her Africa jaunt. #IReallyDontCareDoU

[Linda Sarsour @lsarsour]

Senator Susan Collins is the mother & grandmother of white women in America who gave us a Donald Trump presidency. The 53%.

She is a disgrace & her legacy will be that she was a traitor to women and marginalized communities. History will not treat her kindly. #CancelKanavaugh

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

the same guys who say “don’t break the law and you don’t have to worry about police brutality” are now scared of being falsely accused lol you guys have no self awareness huh

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

It truly saddens me when white women SUCK SO MUCH. COME ON, GUYS.

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@bessbell @CarlynKorsmo They KNOW it's wrong. They don't CARE.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

If I ever die from getting an illegal abortion , please drop my body off at @SenatorCollins house and let it rot.

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Why does the world hate women so much? I mean really, what did we fucking do? Does it really all come down to Eve eating that goddamn apple? Because, you know that never actually happened right?

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@jackdwagner @yeahstill hey when you gonna restock https://t.co/jvPhJogiSL, bruh? Im dying for a T but my short frail bod will not fit in the XXL! IM BEGGING U

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@ASchlossbergLaw just one question, my man: What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@markimalarki 😔

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@Eth0mp doesn't it just fill you with remorse over all the meals you didn't appreciate as a child?

[Fish Scum @looking4bobby]

@Eth0mp They don't GET IT.