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[Al @lookingforallie]

I never thought I’d be 27 years old telling my boss I’m taking a day off for a Jonas Brothers concert but

dreams do come true

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

When Jews say "The West is Next", this is what we mean. Your watermelon emojis, Palestinian flags, rape denial, ripping of hostage posters, justification of Oct 7, lack of advocacy to #bringthemhome and general ignorance is helping them, not you. Israel is not your enemy.

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

you deserve prison but you won’t get time

[ana @shivlestat]

how did we go from 22 episodes a year to 8 episodes in two years? streaming services have ruined television

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[ally @mymelancholiaah]

and i hope it's SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG

[maddie 🤍 @maddies_version]

i love this event so much i know it’s dystopian but i love laying in my bed and judging people with money (something i don’t have) on their fashion (something i am bad at)

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

my two personalities fighting each other

[TAYLOR SWIFT VIRAL TWEETS @tayviral]

Everone on this app needs to see this 🙄

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

[mary (meg) 😁 @cowboylikemeg]

taylor up on the grammys stage tonight #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[kay⸆⸉ 🪩 @swiftsalign]

taylor as soon as the karma confetti starts pouring on 2/10

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

cheering like she just got death by a thousand cuts as her surprise song

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

taylor having a concert across the world the same day as travis is playing in the superbowl is so high school musical coded you can’t even make this up

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

Andy Reid finds Taylor Swift in the crowd and points her way. Fun moment between the two.