I’m not gonna talk too much but if any of you b!tches post my future daughter with captions like this, to set her for drags on the internet, i will look for you and deal with you mercilessly.
Warning b!tches like you in advance.
Pageantry doesn’t reflect everyday Nigerian society. It’s a very specific, curated industry with its own rules.
2 truths can coexist
Like it or not, the widely accepted beauty standard in Nigeria leans more towards being THICK and CURVY.
That’s why people spend millions on BBLs, and even people who lose weight still try to maintain or create curves.
So using pageant standards to argue what society prefers is a mismatch. Different spaces, different expectations.
Prime, Netflix left Nigeria.
TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why?
Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer.
Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them.
There’s no light.
There’s no regulation of rent.
Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood.
Fuel is 1300 per liter.
Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker.
5 liters of 2022 is not same as now.
But yeah!!! Bring your tax.
File your tax!
I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira.
But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!!
We pay VAT per online transaction.
We pay VAT per light purchase.
We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction.
But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!!
And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point.
Bloody hell!
Have you ever wondered why newborn babies smell so good?
That's simply because God didn't create us with body odor.
It's not his will for you to be smelling bad. Use deodorant! Save the world!