🦎Lizard🦎

Life doesn't stop for anyone.

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

Forever wanting to be Jessica Day but I am in fact Nick Miller

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

Only insult I will accept going forward is “frog-eyed twizzler bitch” thank you

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s Election Day. Go vote, America!

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

“I’m thicker than that Christmas tree” @TequilaTornado

[conk @conklin_alexis]

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

@dvdplayuh @MorganFortin13 thought you’d enjoy this

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

Shoutout to the people who try to make a big deal out of things they know nothing about! Leave me alone, we aren’t even friends lmao

[mad @bbymad11]

Whenever I’m sad idk how to deal with it I usually just drive around with no destination then somehow end up at the liquor store

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

@ClamMeister69 Vodka, boobs and marriage 😳😂

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

My biggest milestone is the fact that I am currently cooking myself dinner for the first time in over a year. Self-care ain’t easy folks ✌🏼

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

The higher you get, the harder the fall 😞

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

@THE_HEALTHY_KID Girl throw the whole man in the trash ✌🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DESERVE 👏🏼 BETTER👏🏼

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

@KeepTheThread Your tweets make me uncomfortable in ways I can’t articulate

[Nate . @Brayspop16]

He touched both my sisters , my baby sister 8 years old and my younger sister 15 years old . Multiple times in the worst way OVER SEVERAL YEARS , they’re both crying and confessing . Y’all better find him before i do . He’s somewhere out west. FIND HIM I GOT BREAD

[����𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕦𝕖 💀 @mxrgn410]

🎨 #rickandmorty

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

I was 6 and 15.

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

People who fold corners of pages in books.... 😬😬😬😬 gross

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

@KeepTheThread Are u okay

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

Why do I feel like trident, 5 and maybe Dentyne are like the “elite” and cool gum brands.... but like also the ones I want/buy the absolute LEAST often?? Extra is the generic gum brand, change my mind

[🦎Lizard🦎 @lookingforlizzy]

When it rains it really does fuckin pour

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Let’s hold hands and think about death.