meg hinton

out to destroy all evil. one onion and cockroach at a time.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

DAAAMN. Everyone PLEASE PLEASE watch this.

[meg hinton @lookithis]

@synchrony @BananaRepublic Any reason you only offered PandemicRelief in 2020, and not in 2021? My husband is in the hospital, and I'm unable to work. Your employee just told me to not pay my bill, let the late fees pile up, and go from there. Disgusting practice. Fix it.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Let's get things going, @DaveChappelle & Jon Stewart. You two are our only hope. #davechappelle2020 #jonstewart2020
#chappellestewart2020

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Let's show them we dont need their permission. #blacklivesmatter

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Hello. This.

[meg hinton @lookithis]

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: https://t.co/wk2Wq0fDvy

[meg hinton @lookithis]

@Georgia_AG I call on you to appoint an independent special prosecutor in the Ahmaud Arbery case. I #RunWithMaud.

[meg hinton @lookithis]

@starwars Um..how do we tell #daisyridley that #riseofskywalker was our most favorite, and that everyone else is just silly? We love it, and she's perfect. ♡

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Think I'll go poop, for the 3rd time. And you..you can just sit there. With 0 poops on your scoreboard. #shitmyhusbandsays

[meg hinton @lookithis]

If she never makes it home, this is on you, @BillMurray. Also, you can be her replacement at family gatherings (sorry Anna-bo). P.S. #isaidgoodMORNINGgil

[meg hinton @lookithis]

@BillMurray While lost driving around @iflyCHS, my sister received the whole point-and-wink-thing from Mr. What About Bob, himself. Upon telling me the story, she's forgotten where she's parked..

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Y'ALL. BEHOLD! My film directing debut. *takes a bow* credits: introducing amie.goldfish as… https://t.co/G7uCKhdYGW

[Bob?∆ @ememmaymac]

Otherworldly performance by @lambofficial to kick off their tour. Like icicles down my spine.

[meg hinton @lookithis]

@lambofficial *fallsover*

[meg hinton @lookithis]

I would cry. The most happy tears. ♡ https://t.co/MJ367evIep

[LAMB @lambofficial]

Only a couple of days to go until we kick off our #Lamb21Tour in Dublin... Grab tickets at https://t.co/s1lONBv9IH #OnTheRoadWithLamb

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Here's the thing, fuck everyone. ♡ https://t.co/pGFFgCJHgy

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Essence: captured https://t.co/7II6P6tuRs

[Zedd @Zedd]

Never gonna get tired of looking at this table 😍

[meg hinton @lookithis]

"Can u find @batemanjason on that Twitter, & ask him when the fk s2 is coming out?"

- my husband who doesn't know how to internet

[meg hinton @lookithis]

Beachy, Universal Studiosy, Epcotty, Magic Kingdomy birthday for this boy. ♡ @ The Wizarding… https://t.co/Xh1qjw2kkV