Daegan

My name is Daegan and I like to party. Not too much though, because if I’m not in bed by 1, I’m just not gonna get anything done tomorrow.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

My brother has my tweet notifications on because everyone should.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

I hate when people have their weddings on a holiday weekend!

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

I got my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Prepare to die.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Deadlift one more rep for Betty White 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Gastro-intestinal Joe.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@Google Tell Ms. Rapinoe to get off my property immediately.

[Google @Google]

See Megan Rapinoe score a goal through your front door... and lots of other athletes in 3D with the Google app

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

For all those allergic to bees: this is your last warning.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@jolie_e_carr No that’s ridiculous.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

“So long as there exists a single person without a single Guinness World Record, no one can possibly hold the Guinness World Record for the fewest Guinness World Records.” -Socrates

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@LandryWestmore1 @PlanetFitness A membership to Lifetime Fitness.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Reason #407 why @PlanetFitness is the worst gym: I literally number two’ed my pants halfway into my workout and everyone was so afraid of the #LunkAlarm that no one even told me that you could see my brown Rorschach test the entire time.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@jolie_e_carr Scripture is very clear about this one, sorry not sorry. (Also FYI: God is speaking in this verse) 🧐🧐🧐

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@kailee_nykole The tattoos.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Tattoos are for idiots and attention seekers.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@MC_CadeF Baby don’t hurt me

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@jolie_e_carr The dates are clearly visible in these screenshots. You’ll be hearing from my attorney.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Just another example of @jolie_e_carr blatantly plagiarizing me.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@jolie_e_carr From my notes.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

Bro, Cadillac spelled backwards is still Cadillac 🤯🤯🤯

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

@itsajaaaa So stop with the sexist generalizations.

[Daegan @lookitsdaegan]

I thought you would find the rubber chicken thing funny, okay?

[Aj🌻 @itsajaaaa]

They love to pop up and disturb your peace. By they i mean men.