nat !!

#1 xeets on xwitter

[nat !! @looneycan]

cons: everything
pros: fat ass

[Argie @notevenrg]

“if you're so funny why are you on your own tonight”

[jess °❀⋆࿔ @IHYSLVT]

blocking someone and still checking their page

[. @dotkeres]

i could use a hug rn or maybe a bullet through my brain

[nat !! @looneycan]

you’re still some kind of mean, you’ve always been so fucking mean

[nat !! @looneycan]

time drags on, i hate him for the time he’s gone
i’ve been here for weeks, i’ve been here for years, i’ve been here too long

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

ok yes i’m a little #evil but you gotta understand it’s to #protect me ok i’m sorry

[S🐺 @ssiiiwi]

Assuming the worst and secretly optimistic about the best but still getting the worst

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[nat !! @looneycan]

@popeyescoleslaw instead of a siren it just goes PPRRFBFBFBFBFFFFFFTTTTTT

[nat !! @looneycan]

hello? poop911? there’s been a poopmergency. send the ampooplance!

[nat !! @looneycan]

ohhh females nowadays ohhh she didnt get me flowers ohhh

[nat !! @looneycan]

in almost every other animal species, the female runs shit and the male exists SOLELY to reproduce. they are willing to die for a chance to reproduce. some even go into it knowing that they will die BECAUSE they reproduced. so how the hell did we get it so backwards as humans?

[nat !! @looneycan]

men be like ohhhh ohhh a girl hurt my feelings ohhhh i must mope and hate women for the rest of my life ohhhh ohhh poor me

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[chelsea @tr4sh1sland]

My pussys trash, my head game is whack, hand job game down the fucking toilet, twerk game badussy like i am a lost cause

[nat !! @looneycan]

@popeyescoleslaw

[derpy @derpyez]

no babe thats my emotional support platonic homegirl that i'm a little attracted to

[ella ୨ৎ @inllovie]

como eu me sinto depois de ser totalmente sensível e insuportável com coisas pequenas