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everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand science

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@falklands_utd The United States has entered the chat

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@NancyMace Good luck with that.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr It’s not that we love them- it’s that we don’t give a shit if they want to dress as women. It’s not clocking for you, idiots.

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@WarlordDilley Alive? Probably. Healthy? Unlikely.

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@liz_churchill10 …because? It makes you uncomfortable?

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@EricLDaugh Playing it loose and fast with the phase “in good shape” but okay.

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@texasrunnerDFW A little of this, a little of that…

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@SomeWelder Why don’t you get a better job with better health insurance?

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@catturd2 She’s quoting an episode of Friends- Season 5 I believe.

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@bpassmore @acnewsitics This is a horrible way to run a business. Aside from that, it’s also a horrible way to treat people. Neither of which you apparently care about.

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@jayRouseDc That suit alone is criminal.

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@StephenFultz @KellieMeyerNews Oh Steve…

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@SRuhle But her e-mails!

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@elonmusk @POTUS @SpaceX @Space_Station Space X keeps exploding on launch.

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@DC_Draino Probably just poopin’

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@realDonaldTrump Does he know the election is over?

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@naomirwolf There's a name for that. It's a phenomenon called... jet lag.

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@DC_Draino Go fuck yourself

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@holy_schnitt

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@BrilynHollyhand @PeteHegseth Ain’t nobody asking CNN to be in charge, dickhead