@angelalinajolie literally wanted to use a tanning lotion before trip this weekend but was afraid i’m gonna look like one of those redhead maga influencers
ok wishing the best for miss ariana but i fear i have to mute her name on here now bc even just seeing those tour videos of her is like terrifyingly triggering to an ex anorexic lol
the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought