My daughter came in my room today and told me โmom, I need a ladder!โ
Me: โhuh? Why?!โ
โTo thank God for having a good motherโ
Excuse me while I ugly cry plz. ๐ญ๐ญ
Figured out that my dog doesnโt respond to quiet when heโs barking excessively. He responds to shut up ๐ฅฒ now if he barking out in public and I say shut up I going look bad ๐ญ
someone really smashed my friends car window to steal my backpack which had nothing of value in it. Dumped all my shit out on some random bench, and left it there ๐ฉ thankfully someone collected my passport and keys but everything else is just there stewing in the London rain ๐ญ