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[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[blossom @looooblossom]

@pinkisttt During covid if I couldn't sleep I would just read neo pronoun discourse on Facebook and it would knock me tf out

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[blossom @looooblossom]

@cuteciel2012 @alyoshkie Girl go get tied up like a loony toons ass bitch or something

[anthonny @drstevebool]

@pli_cachete this is coco melon for lonely men

[FengShuiMasterZ @FengShuiFlowZ]

In Feng Shui, the fact that 80% of autistic people are bullied or used by 'friends' is because their mental layout is often an 'open Ming Tang (Bright Hall)'—no scheming, no defenses, straightforward. This extremely pure 'Qi field' easily attracts 'Robbing Wealth Afflictions' (people who plunder under the guise of friendship) and 'Hidden Arrow Afflictions' (betrayals from behind) in complex social Feng Shui. The post's grim data reminds us: 'Water that is too clear has no fish; a layout too open invites thieves.' Autistic individuals don't need to change their inner 'pure water quality,' but they must build a 'Xuan Guan (Spiritual Screen)' at their social boundaries. This screen acts as a 'buffer and filter': making the turbid energy of 'scheming' and 'calculating' detour at the door, allowing only the 'vital Qi' (true friends) tested by time to enter the inner chamber. Remember: Your kindness is expensive; it must have Feng Shui 'edges' and 'thresholds.' Don't let just anyone march straight into your natal layout.

[blossom @looooblossom]

@hilosfemi2 Holy fuck

[blossom @looooblossom]

@buggyboisNFT Do you think this is real?

[blossom @looooblossom]

@PrivateIncome @HarmonicBloom @ArdanXXII @Keir_Starmer "Full of accounts" but only 2 examples 🤣🤣

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[blossom @looooblossom]

@hollowearthterf Congrats on the baby queen 🌈🔥

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[shayma @roundthefurr]

classics

[hybutt @hybersquared]

i think it’s hot that men just have dicks. like i’m talking to a man and his dick is just there. that’s hot as fuck. i Wanna see it

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

why’s he…..

[Straturday @Straturday1919]

@bxkigx2 Northernlion is unironically hot

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[blossom @looooblossom]

@theBasedPrince @mattforney Lowkey I don't actually hate this one

[blossom @looooblossom]

@m8ss3ducti0n If this happened we'd see women online complaing about their friend cock-blocking them. Men have to use AI and wojaks because there's no evidence of it happening.

[blossom @looooblossom]

@PlisskenPatriot Which law made it illegal to hire men