Long Lane Farm

NSFW (Not Safe For Workday) 🍆 (we are not “officially” affiliated with Wesleyan University in any way, shape, or form) RIP Chrysanthemum’s fam

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we have purchased a large flock of ostriches and will now be an ostrich farm. join our ostrich based csa and we might let you ride one

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i’m worried that if i go back to the farm they’re gonna make me mulch #emailjob

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Dirt. Dirt. Dirt. Dirt. Eyeliner.

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would you rather have a gay investment banker or thot farmer

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@terra_hoyt wait fuck the ground is frozen

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@terra_hoyt on it

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We are proud to announce that for the sixth year running, we have been awarded Wesleyan’s prestigious “Most Likely Club to do a Lord of the Flies-Type Thing” Award.

Congratulations to WesBAM for second place!

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be careful!!! one wrong step and you’ll be transported to the F R E A K Y farm

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vegetables aren’t good for you you guys are just trying to trick me

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we’re assigning a new monthy role: scapegoat!! it’ll be your fault now

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instituting mandatory farm dress code NOW

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this farm is a BREEDING GROUND for metrosexuals

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CIA i heard there were communist insurgents hiding under the mugwort at long lane farm @CIA

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sorry about the retweets it was the rabbits fault

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goodbye to all our seniors!! as a gift, any groundhogs that you catch today at the farm will be yours to keep

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april fools!!

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we are replacing plot A just with mugwort

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if you ask really nicely we’ll let you use the farm’s secret bathroom

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Inspiring! This Student Run Organic Farm Creates World’s Largest Mulch Pile

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they don't tell you this during new farmer orientation but if you try really hard you can harvest radishes with your mind