lu

your favorite silly goose’s favorite silly goose (esq.)

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga stars in new ad for the Japanese convenience store FamilyMart set to “Killah.”

[. @gardenpanty]

Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

telling everyone at the bar gaga had a baby

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero

[ali @probablyalissa]

Get off your ass and Kirk. It seems like no one wants to carry the flame anymore.

[Adrian Thomas @AdrianThomas90]

'9 to 5’ is one of the most Marxist films to hit Hollywood since the second Red Scare. In it, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda kidnap their boss and run the office without him for a month, during which time they institute free childcare, paid vacation, and flexible hours.

[kathleen @kathleencrave]

you’ll already be depressed and then dolly parton dies.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

[lu @loooooooooochie]

@AskCapitalOne I did, thanks!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

If baking a cake for a gay wedding is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

Nobody can convince me that this is a real person.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The Republican party is dead, Trump killed it

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Senator Bernie Sanders has introduced the Guaranteed Paid Vacation Act, which would guarantee every full-time U.S. worker at least two weeks of paid vacation annually.

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

I dont usually post clips from TMZ but this is worth watching.

[🌼🌹Raquel🌹🌼 @eternallyRaq]

We gotta clean house across the country. This party isn’t worth shit.

[kenz @allthekenz]

Not me, y’all stay safe though

[Chris @citehchris]

they should pay you 500k a year just cause you’re such a joy to have in the office

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

How I be sleeping at night knowing I've NEVER voted for a rapist.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

No thanks. She had her chance and lost. She couldnt distance herself from biden from israel in 2024. She won't in 2028. She would underperform the polls and lose to another fascist in 2032