Troy

Kinda dorky but tolerable | he/they

[Troy @looper94]

@reesejgorman Any word on when East Potomac would formally close to begin renovations?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[zoë 💫 @filmsbyzoe]

watching past lives and whoevers the third guy in celine song and justin kuritzkes’ marriage needs to release a film this year so i can see what the relationship is like from his pov

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

me leaving challengers

[Troy @looper94]

Anyways, here’s to wearing moisturizer AND spf this year ✨

[Troy @looper94]

Apparently when I’m feeling a little down, all I need to feel better is for the ladies at Sephora to call me handsome and to eat a really good pizza

[Troy @looper94]

@igotsoel So exciting! Congrats!

[Troy @looper94]

My sister found our parents wedding video that we’ve never seen and I’m sobbing listening to my grandpa’s voice for the first time since I was ten

[Troy @looper94]

@zachary_ibarra January is an awful month, keeping Christmas lights up an extra month help make it more bearable!

[Troy @looper94]

In my defense, my trash is really stinky :/

[Troy @looper94]

Just tried to take my trash out and saw some cop lights reflecting out the stairwell window and thought “someone’s getting a ticket that sucks.”And then a cop with an AR-15 stops me in the stairwell and tells me there’s an ongoing situation and I need to go back to my apartment

[Troy @looper94]

And my dumbass said “oh is it cool if I go out the other door instead?” Dude just sighed and said no one’s getting in or out at the moment

[prance @bocxtop]

i have always loved his mind

[Troy @looper94]

Like do people not check their driver’s car in the app beforehand?? 😭

[Troy @looper94]

Was sitting behind some cars at a red light when this lady looked like she was trying to cross the street in front of me but hesitated. So I gave her a little wave that I saw her and that she was good to cross. She smiled and then hopped into my car mistaking me for her Uber

[Troy @looper94]

@zachary_ibarra Orange is an underrated color 😤

[Troy @looper94]

@kalzonecount @itsmattfred Read that San Diego would be the likely place to get them :/

[Troy @looper94]

@regressoms The sounds it made when Austin took a bite 🤢

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

The moon looks crazy tonight... Imma chill out here for a little and just visualize my success n vibe to the scenary