Lou P. Daight

Acclimating myself to the “new normal”

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

I feel like I’ve retweeted this before, but it’s an all-timer, and any time I see it pop up, I gotsta share it again!

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

TN life in a nutshell: Stopped at a red light behind a truck with a Gadsden flag sticker directly below a Thin Blue Line sticker.

If it wasn’t for dissonance, they’d have no cognitive function at all.

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@smosh So… when do we get the inevitable “Anthony reacts to ‘Where’s Anthony’ compilation” video?

…alsosmoshsummerorwintergames

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@itsjerrylynn Happy belated birthday, Jerry!

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

The business genius negotiated himself from a $20 a month to a negative $8 a month deal

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

“Fox Popu-Lie”

Is that something?

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@Verb8im2 @WLWillowford @levarburton It looks like a comic book/graphic novel to me, many of which are very much NOT for children. It would be different if this was being marketed toward and sold to children as a target audience, but just because it has pictures doesn’t inherently make it for children. That’s silly.

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@WLWillowford @Verb8im2 @levarburton I know, I just wanted them to say it lol. It’s clearly not for children, but somehow it’s the only image they ever provide when prompted

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@Verb8im2 @WLWillowford @levarburton Which children’s book is this?

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

All right, fellow nerds. I went down a compilation rabbit hole on YouTube over the last couple days and I think I’m finally ready to start watching @CriticalRole

Do I start at the beginning? Or is there somewhere else you’d recommend jumping in?

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

Florida: You only need a 2/3 majority to call for the death penalty

Also Florida: Sex crimes against children are a capital crime, punishable by the death penalty

Also also Florida: Being in drag around children is a sex crime

How are people still not putting this together?

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@mkentvl @VABVOX @SusanC916 Starting to?

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@Joshstrangehill @TheSimpsons “Back you go, to wait for a woman of less discriminatin’ taste. [Theme song plays while Cletus looks around, befuddled] Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here… HEY MA!!! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!!!”

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@nciotran @Tanglima @TheAnimeGoddess @DaGooGer @ValeWolf @iamkeiraknight @ask_aubry Oh wow. The first documented case of prison rape! You’re right, we should absolutely take away all of their rights, because this unprecedented act between *checks notes* people who had already broken the law and been impri— wait, that can’t be right…

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@EndWokeness https://t.co/kbsOGKmn9R

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

Better late than never, I suppose. This is an objectively good thing from a terrible governor, and it WILL save lives. It’s just a shame it took him being affected personally to do it.

All the mourning families who would have been spared their grief had this happened sooner…

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

BREAKING: Tennessee @GovBillLee will sign an executive order aimed at strengthening background checks for firearm purchases, in addition to calling for lawmakers to pass a red flag law to keep guns away from dangerous individuals. #tnleg https://t.co/lGf7AuoFGx

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@TalesofKaimere @SeptembersRain @jbella @zonie5252 @shannonrwatts The elusive 51st trimester

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

So you can buy $3 million in medical debt for $15k and I’m sure some economist can explain how this makes sense but I’m just gonna default to money only being real for poor people.

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

@JupiterDi1112 @sknowsthatp @AllenCMarshall

[Lou P. Daight @loopydate]

(All stats annual per capita)

- 9th in shooting deaths
- 18th most shooting homicides
- 1st in gunshot suicides
- 16th in accidental gun deaths
- 1st in gun ownership (3x as many as 2nd-most)
- 1 of only 2 countries in the top 20 in all 5 above stats

It. Is. The. Guns.