Rex Loośbottom

Internet Sensation & Philosopher 👑 Just a happy go-lucky guy 😎👍🏻 in crippling debt 💸 keep me in your prayers 💯 FUCK POTATOES O’BRIEN. Molton Brown user 🧼

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Simply applying pressure, trying to dominate midfield.

[Tim G @Grahamathorn24]

@jamierkennedy Spieth hanging onto his blade

[Johnnie “O-Mar” Millar, JD @YardBar2020]

Ball find of the year

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Got pink eye from a Kirk Stall in hacky sack

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Bit pushing the shopping cart was so small she looked like she was ridin a Harley

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Probably a direct correlation. But the more I’ve been balding the better I’ve been golfing 🤙🏻

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

11 total putts in 9 holes. Come at me Spieth

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Is that kid throwing the blood sign? Nope just the Rizzler throwing the Star of David.

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Trying to sift through all this twitter porn then it dawned on me.
I forgot to shoutout my new sponsor, Apex Peptides! Love you guys I’ll keep on hitting them hard man 🏌️‍♂️

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

People who root for Iowa State are dumb

[JX @JXotiK3]

@Rainmaker1973

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Finde mich im Eishaus

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

Smoke in the ice house ❄️ 🍃

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Poop green and it hurt, call it the MetLife turf

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

@LarryMercedes11 Depends on the eye of the beholder

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

THIS APPLIES TO THIS SEASON ALSO

[Larry Mercedes @LarryMercedes11]

@AlbertoTheHamm1 lol if Nebraska wins a tournament game, which they never have, I will suck @loosbottom8 tiny Peter

[CFB Memes @CFBMemes]

Dylan Raiola spotted at Texas Tech basketball game 👀

[Father Bruce @FatherBruce]

Would have laughed at you 5 years ago if you had told me he was making it to the league. This is so dope!

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

Tarps off boys, it’s lasagna night

[Rex Loośbottom @loosbottom8]

@TutMachine69 @secnumbersguy Notre Dame isn’t sniffing Tulane’s jock strap