Chris

Go home Twitter, You're drunk.

[Chris @loosemorals]

@OokeDub https://t.co/XRpWfwRMiB

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Our newest ad just dropped

[aria @rnostardently]

interview with the vampire but the interviewer is philomena cunk

[Chris @loosemorals]

In all the excitement I'd lost sight of one of the important early observations about #UKElections2024.

The right have a tendency to win by cheating; Brexit buses, £2k tax lies, imbalanced constituencies, voter ID... Shifty campaigning.

And in spite of all that they still lost.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great.

It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes.

Little 🧵

1/12

[Chris @loosemorals]

Sorry... The current state of the UK was planned!? #GeneralElection

[Chris @loosemorals]

@philipboot Agreed. Sex bot Jude Law though...

[Chris @loosemorals]

@mellowshade Emotionally available Cyclonus is my favourite Cyclonus...

[Chris @loosemorals]

@jamesdevonport I know! I didn't dare hope they'd serve up that wish factory... I loved it!

[Chris @loosemorals]

Squeeeeee! #XMen97 is pure perfection....

No teasing. Just All. The. Hits.

[X-Men Updates @XMenUpdate]

“Omega-Level threat detected.” #XMen97

[Chris @loosemorals]

Also... Who the fuck clicking the Skip Intro button?
#XMen97

[Chris @loosemorals]

God damn it #YoungRoyals, my heart has been run over.

[Chris @loosemorals]

Urgh. This is for 2 year olds. 8 year olds will be insulted...

ALWAYS go Haunted House with your theme. Genuinely works age 2-100.
#BBCApprentice #theapprentice

[Chris @loosemorals]

@OliReading It can't be as straightforward as 'bad man kills wife' surely...

If the sexes were swapped we'd all be looking for reasons she'd do a thing like that. There must be more to come.

[Chris @loosemorals]

I bet at the end, in the reveal, they tell them all that in the original case... that Helen was John and John was Helen and she was the one on trial... To explore their prejudices.

#C4TheJury

[Chris @loosemorals]

@StacyOnWheels To see if two different groups, seeing the same exact thing, arrive at a different conclusion because of who they are, background, prejudices, experiences etc...? To demonstrate how precarious Jury decisions are, I think.

[Chris @loosemorals]

What is this weird new trend of experienced artisans pretending to ask for help from incompetent amateurs in the name of discounts... As if it wouldn't be hugely disruptive and annoying?
#TheApprentice #BBCapprentice

[Chris @loosemorals]

Isn't savoury cheesecake just... Quiche?

#TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂