patrick

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Im this guys Joker I think. If you lend me money and you’re a corporation institution or whatever and not a personal friend you’ve been robbed. “You have HOW much debt??” I don’t have that debt. It’s been sent to collections. “What about your credit score?” Fuck em.

[patrick @loosethursday]

@RepClayHiggins How did this turn out?

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

Reggie Miller loves introducing a nickname for a player that nobody has ever used before and that nobody will ever use again. He’ll say something like “the Venomous Toad grabs another board!”

What are you talking about, man?

[patrick @loosethursday]

Get his ass, Bill!

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Hey dickhead — LeBron finished 2016 winning the last 3 final games and the title. You should worry about your own career, this will be the highlight of yours that i responded to you. There’s a reason you are where you are.

[patrick @loosethursday]

@Carloscastibl15 @PeteHegseth Go ahead

[patrick @loosethursday]

@PeteHegseth Well done, sir.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

hello meet my based 20 year old adult child that orders milk at sushi restaurants

[patrick @loosethursday]

@DogecoinNorway @grok @elonmusk lol what a fucking chud

[patrick @loosethursday]

@RobSchneider @jessew22 hey man, try it for yourself.

[BEAR @bearbrion]

this intro felt like 56 lines of coke

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

irish-americans be like yeah i have a cousin named Sneakers O’toole

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels to love both ONE BATTLE and SINNERS today

[patrick @loosethursday]

I guess I’d just like to be friends with Ryan Coogler. What a cool guy.

[Cali ✞ Lord of Powerade, Norwood Supreme @CaliPnL]

Girl next to me in middle school had one of these and I asked to borrow a pen one time and when she handed me the pen she went “ewww your hands are wet” and the whole class heard but they were not wet. My hands were not wet.

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Worse than any loss he will ever have

[patrick @loosethursday]

@mchooyah @USABaseball Killer boots, man.

[patrick @loosethursday]

@NicholHoneycutt @bren45000 @AnaKasparian Fuck you.

[patrick @loosethursday]

@greensheep0 @Josfebiss @GlobalUpdates24 You’re so fucking stupid.