417 Expectation Failed

Flectere si nequeo superos, acheronta movebo.

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

Careful what you wish for.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Fun fact: Jeff Bezos has been paying a $1,000 monthly fine for years because the hedge around his Beverly Hills estate is taller than city regulations allow.

He’s worth over $200 billion. He generates roughly $300 every second.

The fine is $12,000 a year. He makes that in 40 seconds.

So the hedge stays.

Because for some people, the law isn’t a rule. It’s just a bill they can afford.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

Sometimes you just never know where a sentence will lead you

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[ts 🌶️ @shxrmatanu]

first in my bloodline to be this unemployed.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

Hi
Winter mf here
I live in Canada (it gets to -45 C° in here)
And I love it

Summer sucks

[🌹 Gween ♥ ACTUAL Fox Yokai 🌹 @gweeen_tea]

I love winters mfs have never experienced Canadian winter I stg.

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

I'm calling bs on the "deleted it" part

[Joca @jocadbz]

When scrolling through torrents, a big size often means that the person who made it put great care into it.
It reminds me when I was scrolling sukebei and found a 1,5TB torrent. I was suprised, because who in their sane mind would torrent a terabyte of porn?
So naturally, I downloaded it and found the material of extreme quality, all properly categorized and annonated. Even the videos had handcrafted substitles with Speaker names on it. FOR PORN.

I deleted it after for obvious reasons, but the effect it had on me persists to this day.

[Nour ⩜⃝ @NotTheoNod95]

You can spot the „Yo, got a light for me ?“ stare from a 1km away at the train station.

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

@NotTheoNod95

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

The last genuine compliment I got was in June last year 💀💀

[toad @punishedtoad88]

Because we get 2-3 compliments per year max

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

@bassel3al2a5er لك ابلع اتغير كتير من لما قلتلي بترفس النعمة 😂

[417 Expectation Failed @loox37]

Damn this hits too close 💀💀

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

maturing is realizing 1-2 puff is enough

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

These headlines are both form today.

🇮🇱: Says
🇷🇺: Threatens

[RAMZPAUL @ramzpaul]

Iran has a sense of humor.

[kuki @kumxem]

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat??

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[@thoughtdaughter @thoughtdaghtr]

وش عندك فوبيا منه
الفراغ
لا لا فوبيا حقيقية وش عندك
اكون فاضية
لا يعني عناكب مرتفعات ثعابين
ما الاقي وظيفة ولا يصير عندي شيء يشغلني

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video