prettylope_

Nigeria🇳🇬 .A linguist|Dancer|Yogi|Gemini|Chelsea💙

[MP.🩺 @notmiaandrea]

I really am the sweetest girl.

[💖+💡 @chi_quiero]

Is this not WICKEDNESS?!!🥺🥺

[Chefjeff @chefjeffkitchn]

Cooking is part of my love language. If I like you, I’ll feed you…

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

“Can I call you?”

At 10pm? No please. I know where this is going.
You will call me at night, we'll talk for hours, I'll get comfortable, start catching feelings, then one day you'll tell me you're busy and the calls will reduce. Meanwhile you weren't busy when you were trying to get me attached. Don't call me sir.

[BODE @neverelent]

My lifestyle no pass my room.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

The last day of your period feels like life is worth living again 😂🥹

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

“Goal Cole Palmer”

Camera man to Thomas Tuchel

[Ụzọamaka Power💜 @UzoamakaPower]

the way periods
still surprise me.

every month i’m like
well what do we have here?

oh we’re puking? okayyyy!!!!
🙃

[Hafeezah ❤️ @Atilolahafeezah]

When did somebody finish period thar another is already planning to come. Did we come to this world to menstruate??? O actually su mi😔

[SH3RIFF ™️🥤 @shrfthedrm]

"Lacross losha across yen" dem dun kill me for this ball house 😭

[MADINAH 💋 @imnotzaynab]

if i like you, i can't look at you in the eyes 😭😭😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Starting the season with a win! ✊

#CFC | #FULCHE

[OLIVIA TWIST @drips_moon]

My mom ate with the father she gave me ngl.

[Princess🍸 @elysianbbg]

Occupation : Please can you turn down the AC a bit?”
Best in cold. I’m always cold 😔.

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

I respect people who return borrowed money without being reminded. You are the chosen ones.🙂‍↔️

[prettylope_ @lope_am]

@dim_nmaa Ha😂😂😂

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

"Sorry, bro. You can't hang with us anymore. You abuse your wife."

Normalize this, please.

[Ozymandias, King of Kings⚕️ @mel0xicam]

I wonder what agberos do when they’re not agberoing

Are they lover boys?
Do they read books?

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

“You’re so laid back.”
Thanks. If I lean forward, I’m going to jail.

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

I love when Nigerians say “I hope nothing” to ask if you’re insane 😂