Average MN Sports Enjoyer

pfp stays until Wolves have a ring

[Average MN Sports Enjoyer @lopsidednopples]

#NoPlaceLikeHere

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

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From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am

Tarik Skubal, nice person, should invite him soon

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Raise your hand if you want to end the two-party system.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I can't believe Mitch McConnell died tomorrow

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

The Spectacle as a nickname for Olivia Miles is a genuine all-timer sports nickname

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In his MLB career, Kody Clemens has:

- recorded a strikeout on the mound
- notched a 3-homer game at the plate
- hit an ultimate grand slam (walkoff GS down by 3)

The only other player in MLB history to do all 3 is Babe Ruth.

[Average MN Sports Enjoyer @lopsidednopples]

@dohyoungpark @_reesiebag

[Do-Hyoung Park @dohyoungpark]

Insane in Minnesota: Kody Clemens with what we call the "ultimate grand slam" -- a walk-off grand slam with his team down by 3.

Only the 15th ultimate grand slam ever with 2 outs, rarer than a perfect game (24 of those).

Only the 34th at all in known MLB history, 1st by a Twin.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

KODY CLEMENS WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM WITH THE TWINS DOWN TO THEIR FINAL STRIKE

[Average MN Sports Enjoyer @lopsidednopples]

Surely this wont end in passengers assaulting airline attendants and/or others

[DraftKings News @DraftKingsNews]

.@DraftKings and @Delta have launched SkyPicks™, a new free-to-play in-flight sports contest that gives eligible customers (21+) an interactive way to engage with sports while they travel.

SkyPicks™ is a free sports contest available on U.S. domestic Delta flights through Delta Sync Wi-Fi. The contest invites customers to answer a series of sports-related questions—such as who will score first, which team will win, and a final-score tiebreaker—to compete for a spot atop the leaderboard and the chance to win Delta Gift Cards for their next adventure.

Learn more: https://t.co/c7OT7xqSnw

[Mostly MN ⚾️ @mostlyminnesota]

“I’ve been in pro ball for 15 years, in the show for ten now, and this by far is the closest clubhouse I’ve been a part of.”

-Josh Bell, player for the #MNTwins

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: Republicans release new video proving Mitch McConnell is alive and well.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Lmfao

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

OLIVIA MILES ARE U SERIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Average MN Sports Enjoyer @lopsidednopples]

Guy named Scam Likely who never gets his phone calls answered 😞

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

We told you we had the most diverse coalition in the country.

😏

[Average MN Sports Enjoyer @lopsidednopples]

@kryptosopus @WarMonitor3 Super high IQ take