Laura White

English Literature and Creative Writing Graduate from The University of Surrey. On Air Planner at MTG

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

@SouthernRailUK double charged and accused of lying at London Victoria for a ticket I never received. Just what you want on a Friday!

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

@Jemmaloola @KatieArthur1 @korenhopgood

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

@Jemmaloola @KatieArthur1 @korenhopgood She just makes me so angry 😂

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

When your boyfriend works with Liv sister but he refuses to tell her she's a hoe....#whythough

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

@GatwickExpress just wanted to thank the conductor on your 21.00 to Brighton for her help today when I needed it! #myhero

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wondering what to buy for your lunchtime lunch while eating your homemade lunch at 11.30am

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Being sure to mutter "so slow" every morning while your computer loads up, so everyone knows you'd already be working if possible

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling the need to finish all the biscuits before starting a diet

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reaching that time on a Friday when you start saying/texting "pub?" to everyone you've ever met

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Nothing planned, probably just a quiet one" - Translation: 72 hours of drinking
#bankholiday

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Could do" - Translation: Nope

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

Leicester 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I thought it'd be nice to go out and enjoy the sun" - Translation: I want to go to the pub

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@korenhopgood every goddam day 😂 https://t.co/FUKOof8BJl

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"What are you having?" - Translation: Please say you're having booze because I want booze

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

Thank you Mark Clattenburg for ruining my super 6 👏🏻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Shortest chat in Britain:
"Pub?"
"Pub"

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

The Martian 👌🏻

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

Make me rich Cheltenham 🐎

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

Celtic have been drawn against Rangers in the semi-final of the #ScottishCup (NM)

[Laura White @LoraaaaaWhiteee]

@thelandtrout it was so bad last night not the same when you revisit 😂my tweet was abit drama