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@pavyg @GNev2 Your

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@CooperativeBank Hey guys feed the Guinea pigs and get yourselves working again, please and thank you, bills to pay food to buy kitty and I am starving and all that stuff

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@RealKenBruce The Collector said news on indeed RIP a pure legend

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@Bairdian Not much, being broke, but done 👍

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@Bairdian Brilliant, love it, thugs want to riot, Brighton wants to party, my home town 😻

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@sianberry Did you really allow that creepy, illegible, badly printed faux "hand written" missive to be hand delivered today ?
Waste of paper and an attempt to con at worst or confuse at best a community - hand delivered by a person sneaking in
Congratulations you lost my vote

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@johnnycantor_ Excellent interview on 5 live, spot on as always

[Rob Galloway @DrRobgalloway]

We need to solve the overcrowding crisis in A&E. I may have the solution!

It came to me whilst reading my son " A squash and a squeeze" by Julia Donaldson (author of the Gruffalo)

A&E Squash and a Squeeze, adapted by Rob Galloway

A little old A&E, lived all by itself , with cubicles and chairs and a water jug on the shelf.

A wise old health secretary heard her grumble and grouse, “There’s not enough room in my A&E house.

Wise old health secretary, won’t you help me, please? My A&E house is a squash and a squeeze.”

“Take in your drunk and disorderly patients” said the wise old health secretary man

“Take in my drunk and disorderly patients? What a curious plan.”

Kept in A&E, instead of a cell, they vomited on the rug,

And flapped round the cubicle, knocking over the jug.
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The little old A&E cried, “I implore? It was poky before and it’s tiny for more.

My nose has a tickle and there’s no room to sneeze. My A&E house is a squash and a squeeze.”

And she said, “Wise old health secretary, won’t you help me, please? My A&E house is a squash and a squeeze.”

“Take in your awaiting medical bed patients,” said the wise old health secretary man.
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“Take in my awaiting medical bed patients? What a curious plan.”

Well, the awaiting medical bed patients pulled back the curtains and trod on the bed,

``then sat down to eat via her long term peg.

The little old A&E cried, “Glory be! It was tiny before and it’s titchy for more.

The drunks attacked the awaiting medical bed patients and the awaiting medical bed patients got fleas. My house is a squash and a squeeze.”

And she said, “Wise old health secretary, won’t you help me, please? My A&E house is a
squash and a squeeze.”

“Take in your awaiting mental health bed patients ” said the wise old health secretary man.

“Take in my awaiting mental health bed patients ? What a curious plan.”

So she took in awaiting mental health bed patients who kept pressing the alarms in cubicle ten

And raising everyone’s blood pressure again and again.

The little old A&E cried, “Stop, I implore! It was titchy before and it’s teeny for more.

Even the mental health patients in the cubicles agrees, My A&E house is a squash and a squeeze.”

And she said, “Wise old health secretary, won’t you help me, please? My house is a
squash and a squeeze.”

“Open an urgent care centre,” said the wise old health secretary man
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“Open an urgent care centre? What a curious plan.”

Well, the urgent care centre attracted the 111 referred worried well,

Whose long waits created an unpleasant waiting room smell

The little old A&E cried, “Heavens alive! It was teeny before and it’s weeny for more

I’m tearing my hair out, I’m down on my knees. My A&E house is a squash and a squeeze.”

And she said, “Wise old health secretary , won’t you help me, please? My house is a squash and a squeeze.”

“Take them all out,” said the wise old health secretary man.

“But then I’ll be back where I first began.”

So she persuade the police to remove the aggressive men

“That’s better – at last I can sneeze again.”

They opened up ward beds and she gave a jig

“My A&E house is beginning to feel pretty big.”

She persuaded the 111 patients to self discharge where safety would allow.

“Just look at my A&E house, it’s enormous now”.

“Thank you, old health secretary for saving the day, Our A&E is so big now, our staff might just stay.
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There’s no need to grumble and there’s no need to grouse. There’s plenty of room in my A&E house.”

And now she’s full of frolics and fiddle-de-dees. It isn’t a squash and it isn’t a squeeze.

Yes, she’s full of frolics and fiddle-de-dees.

It isn’t a squash or a squeeze.

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@Number10cat @pixel8foto Just getting ready to meet Larry

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@OfficialBHAFC The lads look stressed, where are the smiles for our first away day to Europe, you will do great :)

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@5liveSport #bbc606 The proof of the pudding is in the eating - every child knows that

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@paloma_derrick @OfficialBHAFC @PervisEstupinan Marc Cucerella ????

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@BBCSussexSport #bhafc
They can sell our ground but not our soul and our spirit
They can make us travel 90 miles, but our soul and spirt came with us
They can make us play at Withdean just reinforces our soul and spirit
They can buy our players but not our soul and our spirit

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@johnnycantor_ @BBCSport Found it well hidden, thank you :)
https://t.co/JvYMwotBjK

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@OfficialBHAFC @SuspolBHAFC you deserved the liaison officer gig @suspolbhafc mate :)

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@OfficialBHAFC @nikefootball Why is it all puckered at the seams ?

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@mnc bbc sport football, Live, 5 Live play - it is not complicated !

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#stephennolan is so passively aggresivly subtly one sided - he should not be allowed to host a discussion show - turning off again, I love a fair debate but his show is not

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#PaulOGrady #TeamPoG just spent a really chilled couple of Easter hours catch up listening to the magnificent POG Christmas show on boom, such a lovely gentle man, such a loss to us all. Huge thanks to @malprin for tweeting it was going to be on or would have missed the best ty