𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛...

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

I have a bad habit of using twitter for like 4 days, abandoning it, then coming back a year later (see trend of the last 8 years😬)

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Update: my favorite flowers are Dahlias and/or peonies ❤️

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

How is anyone supposed to buy me my favorite flowers when I don’t even know what my favorite flower is…

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

*talking about a lifelong Wisconsinite*
Lexi: ‘She didn’t know she liked cheese until two years ago’
Caitlin: ‘which is weird, because you give me full cheese vibes’

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Ya know what Kanye? I feel ya

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

*sips sugar cookie martini* ‘YUM id stick my dick in that’ - Caitlyn 2025 tini Wednesday - Joes

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘Golf’s NOT easy, that’s why we drink’ -Sierra

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘If Lauren snorts I feel validated’

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

*unsolicited fish pics*

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘What’s a trinkle?’ In response to Sierra

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Caring too much about people when I’m just an option to them is my superpower

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

I message back too fast, have anxiety and care too much . So obviously I’m the problem.

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

I need to wake up at 6:30…. Why am I like this….

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

My plot twisted a little too much so far this year… and it’s only March…

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Eating dinner hits different when you’re the only one your house and it’s a dinner for one… and not in a great way.

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘There’s no menu without ME n U 🫵🏻 so what are you hungry for?’

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘I don’t have souvenirs. , I have trauma’

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘You’re laughing like your oil need to be changed’ -Vinnie

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

‘You can’t spill the beans, because I got an unspillable container’ -sitter

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Yep… so we are here now…

[𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 @loranemily]

Sometimes I put on my wedding dress just to watch tv like that scene from friends…