lorb !

who/thefuck/knows

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

just took some of my dogs cbd oil- hope it kills me

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

should i just kill myself

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

yet again, what have i done

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

to have been shamed for oversharing by my chronically oversharing coworker has perhaps fundamentally changed me

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

rylee “i wish i was three years old learning to float on my back”
lauren “i wish i was dead”
rylee “see how there’s no discourse between these two statements?”

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

@OnslowRoper I wonder what music she’s listening to

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

i am far too easily influenced shameless is making me genuinely want to begin smoking a pack a day

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

if i ever send you this, it means i forgot what i was gonna say but i know it was important

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Hi, little fella. Looks like I've picked up another rock friend that my operations team has named Dwayne.

My wheels pick up rocks from time to time. They're harmless and will eventually fall out as I drive around.

Until then, it’s nice to have a companion with me.

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

@the_moon_monkey @rctafaceclaim Literally caught me by SURPRISE

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

at a party where not a single person had a vape and every single one of them had a dad. coincidence???

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

@laurscrumbling relax ☺️

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

i am a little tipsy and extremely blind

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@Katielangford35 Why the tarps? Thank YOU for reporting on this!!!

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

p as in papa

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intrusive thought of the day: ugly ppl shouldn’t be allowed to vape

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

i had no idea there were so many airline scam accounts this is new for me

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

@SouthwestAir boarding us 20min late and then yelling at us through the overhead to get out of the aisle or we’ll miss our connections???

[lorb ! @lorbinbleu]

not to mention doing the safety presentation with half the flight not seated while glaring at passengers