Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games

Professionally known as Dr. Fukovski, I spew whatever filth comes to mind whenever it comes to my mind. Hold on to your genes and jeans, it's gonna get weird.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Im really only competing with myself... that rat bastard...

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

It is all quiet on the frontal lobe in my head.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

I need a good Macho Man Randy Savage impressionist to make a video or audio talking about the deep lore of #LOTR where he mentions The Silmarillion a lot, but with the energy of when he did the cream of the crop promo.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

I prayed to all the gods, and the only one that responded was the best version of me.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

You'd have to remove the 'wet floor' signs to catch me slipping.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

My new favorite #malophore combines he read me like a book and played me like a fiddle to make "He read me like a fiddle."

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

My coworker asked me if I had a good weekend.
How do I possibly convey that I am torn to shreds because my loyal horse, who has been with me since the beginning of a video game, died, but I must carry on my journey without him? I'm not great.

I just said my weekend was alright.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

One must be chopped/cooked before they can be served/ate.
#facts

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

I work at a baseline level of whimsy, but silly situations push the whimsy to levels hitherto unheard of.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

#KingdomHearts is a #SoulsLike, and I will die on this hill.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Only in a video essay can someone connect the destruction of Pompeii to the concept of loneliness in video games.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

#Horses will stare at you from a field like they just saw a violent murder and are still in shock.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Imagine a bunch of wizards who drop out of wizard school to form a midwest emo band called Misery Wizardry

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Being reminded of the large cataloged of movies in the Air Bud Cinematic Universe is like a mental flashbang.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Just had a bizarre experience. The song Dirty Little Secret by @allamericanreje came on, and a core memory was unlocked. I turned it up and sang every word of that song, and I haven't heard it in 10 years

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

When you work with Drosophila, you gain 1 of 2 super powers:

1. The ability to ignore flies flying around in a room any time there is one
2. You become hyperspace of any fly flying in a room any time there is one.

There is no in-between.

#research #Science

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

White @MonsterEnergy tastes like if you milked a pack of sour @Skittles.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

Someone woke up this morning to a breakfast of a single banana, a red bull, and a cigarette. Not me, but I'm sure someone out there did.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

I know I'm 11 years late to the party, but I just watched Interstellar for the first time. That movie got me to cry...

Twice.

Incredible.

[Daniel, Published Scientist, Player of Games @Lord_Beemo]

My favorite thing bands do is name themselves Something and the Something else. It just tickles me the right way.

Florence and the Machine
Fitz and the Tantrums
Sammy Rae and the Friends
Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
Joe Hertler and the Rainbow Seekers