After joining this website, I have discovered a new devilish activity which I can engage with. I am now using it to distress random people around the world at distance. If anyone is curious, it is called League of Legends.
This website proves my thesis that I should take over everything and control all living beings. I have never seen so many foolish and stupid people before, yet I have only existed here for circa 5 minutes. I say that as a war veteran.