Sarita

Perfect for every occasion

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Uncanny Valley Girl

[Sarita @lord_henri]

I'll always remember the weekend I spent here when Trump had Covid

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Gonna start a dating app for ugly people call it Humble

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Looks like I might have to base my personality around something other than seasonal depression!

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

BREAKING—a bill to make Daylight Savings permanent just passed the US Senate by **Unanimous Consent** (S.623: Sunshine Protection Act, as amended to make Daylight Saving Time permanent). It only needs to now pass the House before going to Biden’s desk!

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Women can have their own little Galentine's Day, as a treat

[Sarita @lord_henri]

To the Internet you're just one person, but to one person you may be their Internet 💕

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Interesting, my Instagram followers agreed with me completely. It's almost as if Twitter is a hotbed for antisemitism

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Curb is just Sopranos for Jews

[mark leidner @markleidner]

in the opening credits of the sopranos, tony is driving back home from one of meadow’s many hundreds of poetry readings. even though the drive looks the same, it's actually a different reading every time, though they're always in the city. he's a good dad bc he goes to every one

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Wordle in the streets, New York Times Crossword in the sheets

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Étouffée, Brutus?

[JP @jpbrammer]

“when was the first time you saw yourself in a book?” the DSM-5

[Sarita @lord_henri]

Private island all tested negative multiple times

[Lautaro Grinspan @lautarogrinspan]

Immigrants were trapped in “modern-day slavery” on South Georgia farms, per a federal indictment. Farmworker advocates say the alleged exploitation isn't surprising.

“This keeps happening in GA but nobody sees it. All you see is your onions are at Kroger"
https://t.co/WHV1lxIItI

[Sarita @lord_henri]

The familial urge to treat female relatives like they don't have a career

[Sarita @lord_henri]

"A wire coat hanger and your best friend" in live laugh love script on a piece of driftwood

[Sarita @lord_henri]

At-home abortion furniture TRENDING in 2022 you heard it here first

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

A lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Thankful for the farm workers, who make it possible for us to celebrate.