Lord Puke 🇪🇺

The Mad Scribblings of Lord Puke

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

Funny how occasionally you find old tins of soup you'd forgotten about at the back of the food cupboard...

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

This acupuncture is rubbish! Only one needle! Not very relaxing.

Might complain to the mana...

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

Good morning!!! Fabulously comfy bed. Sleep of the dead!!!

Wife’s insisted on booking Cheerios for breakfast (healthier probably) then it’s off to relaxing therapy session

She’s arranged acupuncture for me apparently 💉

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

Arrived at Hotel “Dignitas” - doesn’t sound very Swiss - Room lovely and airy though - great view of mountains.

‘Therapy’ session booked for tomorrow morning after breakfast 👍

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

On the way to airport- Geneva here I come 🛩😁

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

Panic over! I spotted that ‘plane tickets are only one way, but wife says she’s arranged special treat for return and I’ll find out when I get there! Train hopefully 🚂❤️

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

What a fabulous post-Brexit surprise! My wife has booked a weekend break for me to a lovely Spa Hotel in Switzerland 🇨🇭

Just me on my own - all inclusive - marvellous 🍸👍

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

There is absolutely nothing democratic about what’s happening in Britain right now

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@LeoVaradkar Thank you for selling us down the river. Won’t forget that 😡

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

Here's today's horse racing tip from me...

Hold on tight over the jumps and use the whip sparingly

[Madeleina Kay 🫐🌺💫 @MadeleinaKay]

If ever there were 2 faces that you wouldn't trust to look after your children... And our country's future lies in their hands? 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Corruption in the UK

That honour for Cressida Dick has worked wonders

https://t.co/axjOZCrE04

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

To ALL the MPs that vote for us to leave: I will write to you and complain EVERY time I have an example of how I’m inconvenienced to remind you how you contributed to that and why I’m never going to vote for your party again
(Copies to current party leaders)

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@BercowsH @DavidpHearn I’ve a feeling the Government will only care about #Gibraltar if they’re behind in the polls and Spain actually takes it back

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m ready to take this fight directly to Trump — but I need your support to get there. Pitch in $1 or more:
https://t.co/GVobZ9ptUl

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@osborne_neil @beyer_char @metpoliceuk @ElectoralCommUK I want my money back! It’s been stolen by thieves operating in the Westminster area. Meanwhile they’re arresting people dressed up as broccoli. Absolutely pathetic. Enjoy your honours chief of police

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@osborne_neil @beyer_char Surely this is not legal ? 😡@metpoliceuk @ElectoralCommUK

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@siano4progress Oooooh ten minutes to go

[Lord Puke 🇪🇺 @lord_puke]

@siano4progress Where’s the Conf? White House? (Want to work out how many hours difference in Britain)