The funniest thing about Padam…
Most artists spend their later years protecting their legacy.
Kylie grew hers again.
Four decades into her career:
A new generation
A new hit
A new cultural moment
We’re past longevity now. This is pop immortality.
The industry spent 5 decades predicting when Kylie would disappear
Each era brought predictions:
She won’t survive the 80s
She won’t survive the indie years
She won’t survive streaming
Eventually the story stopped being about survival but about longevity
Body Language was the least commercial thing Kylie could have done after Fever
And that’s exactly why it worked
No attempt to recreate Can’t Get You Out Of My Head
No attempt to chase trends
Just confidence
Taste
And a completely different vision
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My favourite Kylie album track ever:
FALLING
Penned by Pet Shop Boys.
Orchestral.
Melancholy.
Sophistication.
Elegance.
Devastation.
A reminder that some of Kylie’s greatest songs were never singles.
3 JUNE 2002
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
Released as the third single from Fever.
Initially dismissed and almost not recorded.
Then became one of the defining pop songs of the decade.
The futuristic maze.
The one-take illusion.
The timelessness.
Kylie Minogue’s top 5 highest streamed songs on Spotify yesterday:
1) Can’t Get You Out Of My Head - 1,266,156
2) In Your Eyes - 129,286
3) Love at First Sight - 92,410
4) Padam Padam - 90,987
5) Spinning Around - 59,814
KylieX2008
NU-DI-TY
She was insane for this.
Bold.
Unexpected.
Off the brief.
Completely fearless.
Not commercial.
Not predictable.
Minimal but aggressive electro-pop.
Kylie at her most unfiltered.
Billboard’s Greatest LGBTQ+ Anthems list:
#1 Born This Way, Lady Gaga
#2 You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real), Sylvester
#3 I’m Coming Out, Diana Ross
#4 Immaterial, SOPHIE
#5 The Joke, Brandi Carlile
#6 Chanel, Frank Ocean
#7 Vogue, Madonna
#8 True Trans Soul Rebel, Against Me!
#9 True Colors, Cyndi Lauper
#10 Good Luck, Babe!, Chappell Roan
🤷♀️ Song of the year?
Forget it.
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Song of the decade.
T E N S I O N .
An Audience With Kylie.
That’s the answer.
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➡️ Immediate cultural reset.
➡️ Immediate dancefloor command.
➡️ Immediate Kylie supremacy.
Listen to the Queen of dopamine.
Kylie Minogue.
Royal Variety Performance 2002.
The vocals.
The energy.
The performance.
The release.
Immediate mood shift.
No prescription needed.
Instant serotonin.
2 JUNE 1998
INTIMATE AND LIVE
On this day, Kylie opened her fifth concert tour in Melbourne.
A tour that would span 23 shows across two legs.
Intimate
Personal
Fearless
Raw
Unpredictable
One of the most important chapters in her artistic evolution.
Yesterday:
“Love at First Sight” gained 84k streams
“Spinning Around” gained 59k streams
“Padam Padam” gained 88k streams
“In Your Eyes” gained 122k streams
🎧 Lovers press play on the official streaming playlist: https://t.co/Lh2PnuCQl0
🆘 🚨
Kylie has been missing since 2018.
Evidence suggests she is being held in a motel room by Sophie Muller.
Dancing.
Padam Padam.
Tension.
You Still Get Me High.
New videos keep appearing.
Kylie appears healthy.
The room appears different.
Authorities remain baffled.
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PUT YOURSELF IN MY PLACE
STEVE WRIGHT SHOW
By 1993, the industry had already decided Kylie was finished.
Then came Kylie Minogue:
Vocal maturity
Creative risks
A new direction
The “singing budgie” label died forever.
Reinvention Queen. 😭
31 OCTOBER 2003
SLOW
Most artists would have spent 2003 trying to recreate Fever.
But Kylie did the opposite:
Stripped-back.
Minimal.
Unapologetic.
Not a play for the masses.
A masterclass in taste.
Body Language still sounds like the future.