Karl Heisenberg

The Fourth Lord, the village's best engineer, and the mutant who hopes to put Miranda in her damn grave!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E I don't want a goddamn kiss, you—jesus, fuck!

Alright, alright. I'll be very well behaved. Like one of those petty little villager's.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E You're really killing the mood, you know?

Everything I do pisses you off!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@IrishTCCC It's nothing to do with you, the fuck are you going "oh boy" about?

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

It's about time I had some goddamn fun around here!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E We're partners, Ethan! I figure out your shit, you provide me a little entertainment! You're much more interesting then those villagers...

Yeah, yeah, take your bottles. I don't give a shit. Just pick up your trash when we're done. I don't get paid to clean up your mess!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E Not at all, Ethan! It's too late now! Just say yes, and I'll stop bothering you about it!

If it helps my credibility, I've done my own experiments on myself. I know damn well what buttons to press to learn, without killing! Trust me!

...You're not wrong about that!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E Come on, what do you say then, Ethan? Let me have a little fun!

It'll help you too! You don't know too much about this shit either, do you? Hah, did you even know, when we first met?

And good luck with that. I'm not trusting a drink from you. It'd probably be poison!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E Say yes! Say yes, goddamnit! Come on, we can even make it a deal, if that sweetens it up. You tell me what you want, I do a little (non-mortally wounding) experimenting!

I think Moreau made me watch soap operas with him when I was drunk once...I was shit faced.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E Holy shit, really? Ethan, let me have this shit!

I'm a fine drunk, actually! I'm more...talkative, when I've got a buzz.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E I wonder why that is. You can come back from the goddamn dead, put your limbs back on with juice, but you can't regrow shit! Now, that's something to study!

Tell me about it. I've snuck drinks into meetings more then once, and his ugly ass is enough to kill the mood!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E It's for science, Ethan! A little pain is worth it for science! I'd know, it's my damn thing!

Whatever Moreau has probably isn't fucking drinkable.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E I can always change that! Come on, we can test how long it takes you to regrow a limb! Science, Ethan!

If his shit isn't strong enough, you're fucked.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E If you want a real answer, the Duke sells some shit. I get my beer from him.

Only because I like doing my part in undercutting Dimitrescu's business.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@MRMUSTD1E It was worth a try! The only things I like more then bothering you are giving her or Miranda shit!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@ComtesseDeSang Alright, alright, maybe don't do a flip. Aim to land right on a wooden stake!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@ComtesseDeSang Call it a...family bonding experience.

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

@IrishTCCC I can't always be arguing with Ethan or spewing hate towards my so-called family! I'm a man with hobbies, shit to do!

[Karl Heisenberg @LordApostate]

The Cadou can give me electromagnokinesis and ferrokinesis, but it can't take away the fucking back pain from being hunched over a desk all day!

I need to get one of those standing desks...