Half Blind Barista Duck🦆

Poet, Musician, Barista, Pirate, Swamp Witch, & bi enby local cryptid. Gerblin Food Bringer. They/Them NSFW. Peacock in the streets, opossum in the sheets.

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

I'm deffo in this club!

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

So long, X! Friends still on here come find me on Bluesky I'm BardcoreDucky!

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

So long, X! Friends still on here come find me on Bluesky I'm BardcoreDucky!

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

Then, BAM! Weather alert, it gets dark making the power flicker. This weather is wild card random!

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

Me: "Oof, my head hurts!"
*Checks weather app*
Today: cloudy
Tomorrow: cloudy
Ect, ect...
Weekend: STORMS GALORE!!!
Me: "Ah, there it is!
#WeatherWitch

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones & the Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich of Tiredness.

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@LizardbethArt lol Stabby Bunny always makes me giggle!💚

[stanford marsh (comms open) @stevetwisp]

what if i made a thread of all my bobs burgers comics

"It's a Bi!" aka. the one where bob comes out as bi
(part 1/3)
#bobsburgers

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

We've been without internet for three days thus far. As soon as it's back I'm going to leave Twitter. Gonna go up to 💙🌌

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@ThatEricAlper Porky's... Yeah, I don't think that's what made me a pervert, but it likely helped.

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@ThatEricAlper "Red Sails" by David Bowie
"Seven Seas of Rhye." by Queen

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@LadyAttercop

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

lol I do!

[Visio Smaragdina @SmaragdinaVisio]

Why don’t occultists dress like this any more?…

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

...just guys, being dudes. lol

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/I2hlgbudpy

[The Thanatos Archive 💀⚰️ @ThanatosArchive]

Just when I thought I had seen every episode of The Love Boat…

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@ThatEricAlper War of the Buttons

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

I love himb! I wanna big one to walk on a leash! 💚💚💚🦎

[FREE PALESTINE ❤️🖤🤍💚 @HourlyLizards]

🦎 Mexican Alligator Lizard - Abronia graminea
📷 Clint Hill

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

Ye olde Gerblin gat. I am familiar... #BadWitchPun

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

armed and dangerous, england, 13th century

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

I run like that!

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

lol "Chode" flavoured.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

I Can’t Tonight I Am…

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

@ThatEricAlper "Be kind, please rewind" stickers on NES cartridges I rented from Blockbuster Video.

[Half Blind Barista Duck🦆 @LordAttercop]

Imma bout to jump ship offa this Hindenburg soon. I'll keep y'all posted where I'll be. No X, not ever!