lordaxis

be honored if i reply to you and follow me to fight the stupidity because on this platform, Every Villain Is Lemons

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i didn’t know you could sign your own tweets

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Can’t stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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@hrnypumpr “i don’t think so, and this train is about to go over that unfinished bridge so we gotta jump”

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@FaggotLabubu “that’s an image, but we’re out of gas in the middle of the desert and we have no service”

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@pitpitpitsahur “i don’t blame you considering we’re grave robbers! grab that shovel and dig”

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@tacobort “i wasn’t a member, besides, it was perfect timing because the FBI is about to raid the building”

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@needMarpe “you’re not missing much. anyways we need to take the helicopter because this heart in the cooler is not gonna be viable in one hour”

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@poopfilldcondom “this may be a mcdonald’s corporate, but i’ll pass it on to carla in HR”

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@8anni3 “we’ve been buried alive, we’re losing air and that’s all you care about?”

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@xcyberprincxss “doctor, are you out of your mind? we are performing heart surgery on a horse”

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@cattpiss “doctor, snap out of your fantasies the patient is coding”

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@Imjusthxr “why are you telling me this? We’re driving this ambulance to a crash scene”

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@pitpitpitsahur “where did that come from? We’re literally just sitting at a red light”

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@wiggerchud “we’re on a deserted island surrounded by nothing but ocean for miles and instead of looking for a passing ship you’re looking for that?”

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@Nigelgfuq “considering we’re trapped in a burning barn you should hold that off”

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@joshypooper GONE WRONG! - (BLOOD)

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@fartbuttsex30 “that’s amazing considering we’re about to be burned at the stake by those overly religious idiots who think we are witches”

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@BeepBoopy666 “i don’t care about that get on the guns we are being pursued by the military”

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@Prince_Fynnz “let’s discuss this later, we’re stuck in a whole foods freezer”

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@CertifiedGlorp “we’ve been abducted by aliens, taken somewhere in space and that’s your use of your last moments of free will?”

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@fuckeveryword

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@L_D_8 why did I read this in plankton‘s voice?