Billy Jones

Mega Huge Erasure fan
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[The Rangers Review @RangersReview55]

🔵 Fancy winning the new Rangers home kit?

🔂 Just RT and make sure you're following the Rangers Review on X to be in with a chance.

📅 We'll draw the winner on July 8th.

[Billy Jones @lordbeagle]

@LUCKYY10P

[Holly Valance @_HollyValance]

Womp. Womp.
https://t.co/Z23GBTmpcn

[BenHeckner @SkySport_Ben]

🚨 Sky exclusive: Mega offer for Ryan Naderi!
Glasgow #Rangers have submitted a €3m bid for a winter transfer of the Hansa #Rostock striker. Naderi wants to join Glasgow, talks between Hansa Rostock and Rangers are ongoing.

🔵⚪️
@SkySportDE | @Plettigoal

[Billy Jones @lordbeagle]

@AnfieldRd96 Bob Paisley

[Billy Jones @lordbeagle]

@BungieLove 7777

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Beverley Cuddy (Smith) @beverleycuddy]

Every MP just got a copy of @Dogs_Today's magazine with @RickyGervais and @BetsyAmbassador on the cover.
Can you make sure they read the article on page 6? Please can you click the button to lobby your MP on page 10, and if you're not yet sure - watch a brilliant video of Ricky talking to Dr Greek and Jane Goodall telling you why experimenting on animals doesn't work ....
Let's not wait another day to stop pointless and cruel animal testing! Be more Ricky and use your voice because Beagles like Betsy suffer in silence. 2,000 Beagles bred in the UK for vivesction every year, let's not wait to prove this is a waste of money and lives.

Click here for your free digital copy: https://t.co/VlgKCeqVyJ and click here for why I think this campaign is probably the most significant inteh 35 years I've been @Dogs_Today 's editor.

@thedevilwearsdoghair https://t.co/Ipf3UAGsij

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

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[SPFL @spfl]

🎫⚽️ COMPETITION TIME

RT & follow for a chance to win a pair of Premier Sports Cup semi-final tickets in the Rangers section!

T&Cs 🔗 https://t.co/zRWQa6L8ft

@PremSportsTV | @RangersFC

[mislead @mislead]

I'm Giving away some copies of Borderlands 4 thanks to Gearbox!

To enter:
-Follow @mislead
-Retweet
-Don't be a Robot

Winners will be drawn sep, 18th
#Borderlands4 #Ad #2KPartner

[Billy Jones @lordbeagle]

@2K @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial Xbox Series X

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

I've no idea who made this, but it's bloody brilliant & sums up the current mood of the country!

[Erasure (Official) @erasureinfo]

Happy 40th anniversary to Erasure's debut single, 'Who Needs Love Like That', which was released on this day in 1985... ❤️

#erasure #erasure40 #vinceclarke #andybell #andybellerasure #happyanniversary

[Benonwine @benonwine]

This is powerful ❤️🇬🇧✊

[𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @RFC_Michael_]

🔄 Repost this if you agree that @RangersFC should sack Russell Martin tonight.

#MartinOut

[Bathgate Union Jack RSC 🇬🇧 @TheJackRSC]

Calling all Rangers fans at the game tomorrow:
Please join in a minute’s applause on the 6th minute for Aaron Moffett (38) — a lifelong Bear from NI, well-known in local football circles, who sadly passed last Friday after an RTA on July 12th.💙
#WATP #6thMinuteForAaron

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

English farmer claims to be "in receipt of a document which states that, by 2030, there is to be a 50% reduction in farmed animals, and [a 100% reduction] by 2050."

"And guess who has signed up to that?"

"[Keir] Starmer and Bill Gates."

[Billy Jones @lordbeagle]

@DestinyGameUK 1