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[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

The human body cannot tell the difference between being on a plane for 8 hours and being in a near fatal car crash

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Raymond Rodriguez, MBA @raymondrdz10]

The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight.

Fuck ICE.

donald trump is a pedophile.

[Cash @Celtics_Cash]

Spurs need to win tomorrow or I’m not watching the nba finals

[Plies @plies]

A N*gga With No Championships Will Show Up To Troll The N*gga Who Has 4 Championships!! These Are The Times We Living In!!!

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[` @lisaawrites]

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

[fleur @bugfleur]

sora is dead, my timeline filled with girls saying they love anal and pictures of incredibly beautiful 200 pound women. the way things are going today i think ill be getting an “i miss you” text from her any minute now

[꩜ @laylology]

"Let's not and said we did..." - vintage bitchy saying that still kinda stings when you hear it

[potion smeller @lordbilal]

https://t.co/iymrfK1M80

[yaoi @979899s]

yeah unfortunately any use of ai does turn me off from watching the content

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

my husband loves eggnog so much. so much. he is a fiend for the Nog. every year my sister in law makes homemade eggnog and every year my husband gets sick from drinking too much of it. “because of the booze” you may think. no. he likes it better without alcohol. he simply drinks so much eggnog that it makes him barf. which then makes room for more eggnog, and the vicious cycle repeats.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Directors Guild of America, under its president Christopher Nolan, is set to meet Netflix to raise significant concerns about the streamer’s acquisition of Warner Bros.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[LORD KILLERGHOST  @LORDKILLERGHOST]

"Be strong enough to be gentle".

[Goddasaurus @Goddasaurus]

it was hard

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

[mothman @grantisdumb]

taking meds on an empty stomach: tummy hurts
exercising on an empty stomach: low energy
socializing on an empty stomach: cranky
drinking on an empty stomach:

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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