lordbitememan

Red Wings fan, amateur fiction writer.

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@InnocuousShark @DownGoesBrown You’re not understanding, in terms of “can’t get free agents” the Red Wings are already at bedrock on this hole. There is no deeper to go. The shovel just sparks on the granite. There’s no free agent they’re going to lose out on playing hardball with Larkin.

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@nobodyknows2322 In fact, even Herschel Walker, with some notoriety due to his football career, couldn’t overcome his ethical scandals in an okay Republican year in a sometimes red-leaning state.

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@nobodyknows2322 Dick pick, and I’d add “the dick also has a Nazi tattoo on it” to my parlay.

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@NATHANHOCKE95 @GrindLinePod I think the Leafs you’re a fan of may be the smokeable variety is you actually think that.

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@RiseFromTheAshZ @frank_seravalli There’s the pesky detail that Yzerman has him under contract for 5 years and has zero obligation to trade Larkin.

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@NATHANHOCKE95 @GrindLinePod Larkin burned his legacy here and pissed on the ashes. He’s got a shit ton of damnatio memoriae in his future.

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@InnocuousShark @DownGoesBrown The Red Wings can’t even give money away in free agency. Ehler’s agent literally told Yzerman “don’t bother.” The team is already at rock bottom on this front. This is the status quo. There is no hidden deeper state of “free agents won’t come here.” So it’s not a consideration.

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@EastonWolf42 @DownGoesBrown In all likelihood a bad deal also means he keeps losing, so he might as well play hardball.

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Oh you want out so badly that you gave us three whole teams, two of which already win all the Cups plus one with no assets left to make a decent offer? Cool, you have five years left on your contract, see you at practice.

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I’m generally pro-player and guys have the right to want to go elsewhere, but if Larkin’s whole list is really Florida/Vegas/Minnesota then I hope Yzerman plays hardball.

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@LilithLovett Tell him Jews invented the blowjob. I want to see how much someone is willing to suffer in service of their bigotry.

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@TyphoonOCN @telyhouse Actually transphobic or did he just oppose a position at the absolute extremes and so the “still using Shinigami Eyes” crowd went nuclear on him?

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@tim_c_23 That would be the ideal scenario. And I think if he goes out of the division and for a good haul then his legacy ends up more or less intact.

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@nobodyknows2322 Ah France, where they were chopping people’s heads off well into the 1970s.

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@notate_bene @nobodyknows2322 Churchill because the quips alone will make the dinner next level. Plus he’ll keep the whiskey flowing.

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@nobodyknows2322 Goebbles on the hope that I can get him talking about film long enough to shut the fuck up about politics.

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@nijineko33 @CaolanReports Ireland: “We only moralize about wars where our customers aren’t involved.”

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@magi_jay @RoKhanna @grahamformaine @BernieSanders @SenGillibrand For as bland a response as he gave, the saddest part is that he’s on only one who bothered to respond.

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@grahamformaine Vs the reason I don’t like you, which is that you’re a philandering Nazi who does fucked up shit to women.