petty crocker

effortless cunt. $lordylan

[Hostile Design @hostiledesign]

hostile benches cleverly disguised as “wheelchair accessible”, Germany

[Ann Larson @AnnLLarson]

As seen in Rose Park.

[tyler, @Film_Butt]

discovered a LEGO bdsm subreddit today

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

Lol

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

DEFUND THE FBI!

[hii @mag_pie28]

If ur dad has a Wikipedia page you’re paying for the uber

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

https://t.co/W5fV7CwlnV

[M @SleptOnSix]

Only 4 months left of 2022? Time flies when your life is falling apart

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

That's what happens when you're the whole ass strip club bb

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

Someone said to me “it humbles you right” … I said “I didn’t order that”

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

@neoncontrol Some people work on the weekends

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

@neoncontrol

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

Hot tubbing in aspen in the snow is honestly such a vibe, can’t believe people live like this all the time

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

I’ll still DoorDash every meal and order clothes online 🙈

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

I thought I was at skivies for a second

[Danny @dannysthemann]

“I’ll put that right behind the fleshlight next to the dildo” @lorddeelawn @ me

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

Oh hey twitter how you been girl.

[petty crocker @lorddeelawn]

My Uber is playing don’t speak by no doubt very quietly…. I hope you make it through buddy

[. @_uyuyuiii]

goodnight 😭😭

[m @mayapologies]

losing a friendship and feeling relief instead of sadness is such a strange feeling like damn i didnt even know i was suffering like that