Moshood Adebayo

Biologist | Educationist | Novelist

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

What I'm most grateful for on my literary journey, is the conversions I've achieved. You hear people say they don't like reading novels, but then my books fall in their hands and a few days later, they're asking for more. I've won souls for reading and I'm proud.
@TheOreAfolayan

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@OJAYSPEAK It can be mailed to you. Where are you located?

[OJIMA ABU @OJAYSPEAK]

@lordebay make I use this one hold body this week

Are you a fan of action movies
Well this is for you

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

#Wallpaper

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@instablog9ja Fèrèsé.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@OJAYSPEAK You're welcome, brother.

You seem to have read all my books. I don't seem to get the question clearly enough.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

People who write "quite" when they mean "quiet" don't annoy me at all.

People who annoy me are those who pronounce "quit" as "cute."

In 2018, a lady broke up with me , with a vn that said, "Mi ti cute."

Cute bawo? I don't even mind you leaving but quit at least, not cute.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@dammiedammie35 If it's the same person o, baba don lean.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

Guy, a primary school isn't less important than a secondary school! Employ qualified teachers and pay them well. No dey search for cheap teachers upandan, so you can use 2% of school revenue to pay salary and 98% to pay yourself. Na teachers dey run schools, werey.

- Lord eBay

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

Latifa who can't use 'borrow' and 'lend' correctly, who attended biology classes but can't define a cell. Latifa whose English dey end in 'oh' like say she be musician.
"Stop it oh."
"I'll beat you oh."
"Stop making noise oh."
"Come and eat your food oh."
"It have do oh."

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

I take God beg una, primary school owners, employ qualified teachers to train your pupils. We have a truckload of problems facing us in secondary schools already; don't add to it.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

Till SS3, they're always saying,
"Tola have go and call the teacher."
"Stop, it have do."
"Where's your brother?" "He have go home."

What did you expect? No be Latifa dey teach them at the foundational level?

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

Wait, is it just me or people who bear Rachael, Michael and Raphael don't know how to spell their #names?

Why do they write Racheal, Micheal and Rapheal? Rapheal, like, Rafiu? Micheal, like Mykill? You go hunting and you're like, "Yeah, hold on, this is mi-cheal." What? Lols.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@Vboss_13 This is an entirely bad kind of prank though. Not to teachers. It's silly.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

@Tunde_OD Well, I love to see people excel. My honest innocence is probably what makes the post funny. Always trending even after I've forgotten I posted anything like it.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

Sound is food for the ears; light, food for the eyes and knowledge, food for the mind.

Knowledge lives in books; books live in libraries; libraries are factories for building fine men.

Power, dear, know that it lives in the pages of books. People who find it rule the world.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

- 5 -
To hæll with your lawyers, hallelujah. Angels are my armours, not abracadabra. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. I'll glow like a firefly, I'll be whom I'm born to be.

-Lord eBay (and his random ruminations, 2024)
#eStreetWriters

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

- 1 -
For years, hands have reached to shut my eyes; foe bears and fangs that itch to cut my thighs. "Bloódy his achene, thwart his rise. Muddy his satin, hope he dīes." Eyes, ears, everywhere I step. Unwise guise, dêvil's lair I sidestep.

[Moshood Adebayo @lordebay]

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I am not Caesar, but Oyo is my Rome. I've lingered long by the sea, sir, but my heart is at home. Life hasn't been a pleaser, but I've learned as I roam. They beg death for my VISA, but Moshood is a gnome.