Lorden

🇩🇪🇳🇴 4th year finance student, UEFA B coaching license, Bayern München and Viking FK

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@DavyWathne @Arbeiderpartiet Hold deg til fotball, offentlig bruk innenriks er allerede så høyt som det går an uten å skape for mye inflasjon, offentlig bruk utenriks har ingenting å gjør med kommunale budsjetter

[lefty @brandnewalias]

love island is only fun to watch as a man when you’re in a relationship. otherwise it’s like intentionally giving yourself brain damage

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@CamSpencerJames @Chels1an Don’t put us in with the British

[InsensibleCFC @Chels1an]

“We don’t take ourselves seriously” is right up there with “the empire was benevolent” as far as lies the English tell themselves goes

Make one little joke about never beating the US in competitive play and they come screeching to like harpies in your mentions

[Pixar @Pixar]

20 years ago today, a stop in Radiator Springs showed us that the journey matters as much as the finish line. 🏁

Cars Races Back into Theaters September
#Cars20

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@perjoste1 Blir krenka når folk som er mentalt handikappa ytrer seg ja

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@EMPMAR151611 @ImpotentMusings @lenaraea @aledornell 1st one is correct, 2nd isn't

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@EMPMAR151611 @ImpotentMusings @lenaraea @aledornell You can say I love ISIS on tv in the US without any legal issues

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@EMPMAR151611 @lenaraea @aledornell Does Morocco have freedom of movement and freedom of speech?

[Lorden @lordenv3]

Dear god the UK is grim, shouldn’t be counted as a European country

[alex @yalldiscussme]

my seat at stamford bridge in february lol. come on

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@RosGunner2025 @EarlofLeuven @The_Davos_Man What has Ireland done for Ukraine except help Russia with aluminium for rockets?

[Lorden @lordenv3]

Footballers retarded 75 IQ subhumans who should never open their mouths

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"Our job is to look after Scotland, Norway's job is to look after Norway" 🗣️

John McGinn responds to Norway's criticism after Scotland cancelled their planned friendly ahead of the World Cup 🏆

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@EdvardBjo @hvorforkrig @emalmas @LFC Dummeste jeg har hørt

[Lorden @lordenv3]

These Englishmen are getting cooked by yanks every time I refresh the timeline, 250 years later and nothing has changed

[Newton Woods Jedi @NewtonJedi]

Which sport is more commercialized? I didn’t realize the biggest logo on your jersey being a sponsor is “heritage and soul” and not being a corporate sell out

[Lorden @lordenv3]

English stadiums are god awful, no standing area, dead atmosphere and ugly

[nathan 🇳🇱 @bossieffc]

If I had to choose between the two, I would choose Craven Cottage 10/10 times. It has character, history, a grade 2 listed stand and a cottage in the corner. It is a far better place to watch sports than any of those domes in the USA.

[Lorden @lordenv3]

Obsession britbongs have with america kills me, they're better than you at everything 😭😭😭

[patty mags @pmagnerjr]

Old Trafford looks like an active construction site. Stadiummogged by fucking South Bend Indiana

[Lorden @lordenv3]

He’s a western Muslim so he only avoids pork actually

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Just a friendly reminder: he is Muslim he don’t drink alcohol so this just pure vibes ❤

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@HenrikFrenrik Trondheimsveien det der

[Lorden @lordenv3]

@MASTERrageBATER @uwotmydude @__mike91 Based