Michael Grimley

Hello world! 👋 For I, am I! If you know me, then you know me! If you don't, then you don't... That's a you problem, not a me problem.. frfr.... frfr.... 👋

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@iJordanMoore It's because of Chris Sale being on the Braves now, except, Red Sox miss him this time around (we can't afford to face him and put up 0-1 run). Phew.

AZ vs COL is the battle of the 4 Corners Momument! 😉

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@Jared_Carrabis Dafuq is with Duran this season? I'd say he's costing me starting him butttttttt I have a pretty good team to make up for his .180 avg. Seriously though, he's at 93% rostered, wtf do I do with this guy!?

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@MLB And somehow I remain winless in Fantasy. 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

No Trick Room, no Quick Claw, no Tailwind..... My Alakazam has maximum speed and the stupid turn order bug just cost me a rank in #Pokemon #Champions. I'm beyond infuriated. Fix your shit @Pokemon!

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@elonmusk Has anything been tested on the ground? Has anyone tried to spread any form of organic life? You don't need a jurisdiction. You just need to try. Maybe build protected zones first. Greenhouses with room for expansion. Take a plot of land, protect it, fertilize the soil and grow..

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@NoContextHumans Yet who gets hired is based on first impressions. It mostly comes down to, "Can the rest of everyone else get along with you and can you execute?" A lot of people are dumb and can't do much better. I prefer a lot of people dumber than the most qualified because stupid is smart...

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@stonersvilla That thing is gonna fuck you up. I know it doesn't taste the best but damn those cone droppings do go hard. I called it the, "fuck-it-all," personally.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@FilmsFallout 1 more legendary perk slot at 500 so we can spell S.P.E.C.I.A.L. again. It would allow for a slight game power creep for future content and allow for more unique character builds.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@forallcurious It's obviously the Yin/Yang forming. Duh.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@RepThomasMassie @EvanAKilgore Good! And now we hang them in a public square. We must make examples out of this scum. I'm personally team woodchipper but some folks might think that's a bit extreme. So, I'm okay with public hangings.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@Fallout Great but did you fix the Gold Bullion items not showing up in the C.A.M.P. build menus!? Irritating to not be able to finish my new build out!!!

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@FpLtickle @HungaryBased Das ist sehr gut!

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@SnoopVonPoop @barstoolsports You have no friends and don't know how to have a good time. I'm a Florida man but this guy had the entire cabin laughing, having a good time. You gotta embrace that shit. Don't be such a fun fucker, a Debbie Downer. Haters gonna hate, I guess. 🙄

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@barstoolsports You gotta respect it though. He had the cabin laughing. Love him, hate him, he had the cabin. All I gotta say is, as a Floridian by birth, HOOSIER DADDY, BIATCH!? LFG MIAMI, SHOW THEM THE DESTRUCTION OF A HURRICANE!!! I'd buy him a drink too if Miami wins. Either way, we're good!

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@BowesChay In mother Russia, comrade would beat the gay out of people with "hook of stick." Da.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

You love to see it. One punch man! 💪

[Rocky🇺🇸🪖🤠😎✝️ @RockyAtotheK]

You better believe you swipe at me with a weapon I am going to shove it up your buttocks.
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[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@BamaSaltyMarine

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@Martyupnorth

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

"They identify as dead." 💀 🤣

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

"Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off"

My wife heard this from the other room and said "It sounds like a chicken".

A classic example of a white liberal boomer female not minding her own business. The comments from the guys are priceless.

[Michael Grimley @LordGrimlock]

@Brick_Suit